killerik

I've finally gotten an ipod. It's not my first mp3 player, or even my most expensive, but it is my trendiest.

I ended up getting one of the mini ones. It'll be good to have when I go running. I'll look all cool and shit. I can see all of the other people at the track just following me around while I run. They'll say...
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I got hit on by a crack/meth-whore the other night. Her breast was falling out of her shirt, and she was trying to turn me on by speaking of her herpes. That was really hot. I don't know how I was able to pass it up.

Her friend was top-notch too. She was missing most of her teeth. So, the tip of the day: Don't...
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Dear Miss Lohan,

I'm writing you to let you know that I feel that you are completely full of yourself. With your oversized sunglasses and better than everyone attitude.

I'd also like you to know that if I ever met you while out on the town, I would still try to take you home and fuck you. Although I would offer you dinner first.

Love,...
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