I'm making up my own fetish.
Messiaphilia- the strange desire to fuck the son of god (any god really). Symptoms include masturbating with a crucifix, delving into religious lore, obsessing over the foretold date of the next coming, as well as the inability to say "the next coming" without beginning to masturbate.
NOT to be confused with theophilia, the love of god himself, often used in non-sexual terms. No, no. This one is mine. I've created it, now its your job, you silly hypochondriacs, to go forth and obsess.
I have to say the grossest one I've come across is catheterphilia. I'm sure you can deduce what that entails.
End transmission.
Messiaphilia- the strange desire to fuck the son of god (any god really). Symptoms include masturbating with a crucifix, delving into religious lore, obsessing over the foretold date of the next coming, as well as the inability to say "the next coming" without beginning to masturbate.
NOT to be confused with theophilia, the love of god himself, often used in non-sexual terms. No, no. This one is mine. I've created it, now its your job, you silly hypochondriacs, to go forth and obsess.
I have to say the grossest one I've come across is catheterphilia. I'm sure you can deduce what that entails.
End transmission.
gonzoe:
what about philiphilia? the desire to fuck people that have the desire to fuck strange things?
katie_boop:
Nope, I still think getting off on catheter insertion is grosser.