juliuschurch

Last night was pretty fun. I brought my camera to work and recorded Jerry, the dishwasher, dancing to burning down the house. He actually does pretty good.

We kept rephrasing generic cheesey erotica descriptions, trying to find the best words. We ended up with "she screamed in agonizing joy as she repeatedly impaled herself on his throbbing, pulsating love muscle."

The waitresses were all grumpy...
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After I got off work I was playing a song with the chourus "Die white girls" while passing a school bus. That was a moment.

If you ever make a pass at somebody and they respond ambiguously or even negatively-don't freak out. It's bad. Maybe they just don't know how to react because they didn't expect it. Or maybe they're just not attracted to you...
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