i am at a loss......why do girls play such games......do they get off on stepping on your heart.....this effing girl is gonna turn me into an emo kid..... 
Returning home from work, a blonde is shocked to find her house burglarized. She telephones the police, and a nearby K-9 unit is the first to respond. As the officer and dog approach the house, the woman storms out onto the porch and shouts:
I get robbed, I call the police for help, and they send me a blindcop?
I get robbed, I call the police for help, and they send me a blindcop?
well ladies and gentleman fuck all your free rights........fuck your freedom of speech:
Secret Service 1
Fuck your freedom of artistic expression:
Secret Service 2
The all knowing G. Dubya Bush is taking over......
Secret Service 1
Fuck your freedom of artistic expression:
Secret Service 2
The all knowing G. Dubya Bush is taking over......
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benni:
lol... now that's fucking funny... you know, with the sumo pole bumping action and all.
now that i think about it, i really hated cheerleaders, too... hmmm...
but i like you! i need you in my pocket at all times so you can always cheer me up... are you down, or are you down?
now that i think about it, i really hated cheerleaders, too... hmmm...
but i like you! i need you in my pocket at all times so you can always cheer me up... are you down, or are you down?
opt:
Yeah you know..thats a pretty good saying.. I like that...lol
Yeah it almost fucked up my credit.. but I did learn a lesson, even if it was the hard way.
Yeah it almost fucked up my credit.. but I did learn a lesson, even if it was the hard way.
I am but a whisper among a chanting crowd.....
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acetracer:
Heh, it's ok, just was telling ya who the lips belonged to 
Leah staying sober? Seriously? She really thought she could do that?
Leah staying sober? Seriously? She really thought she could do that?
acetracer:
You're polluting my comments, I had only pink and purple girls except for you 
someone please explain the harrowing acts of these fucking girls........
once upon a time i was in love with the only girl i had ever imagined marrying. The only girl i actually wanted to have a wholesome relationship with.......long story short...she dropped me cuz her parents didn't approve of me.......I have since moved on and met a wonderful girl who actually loves me back.....now this...
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once upon a time i was in love with the only girl i had ever imagined marrying. The only girl i actually wanted to have a wholesome relationship with.......long story short...she dropped me cuz her parents didn't approve of me.......I have since moved on and met a wonderful girl who actually loves me back.....now this...
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no effing time to update........
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acetracer:
I love you too
acetracer:
Sorry, ever since Tom molested me last weekend I've been a little off 
spent some time at the renaissance fest last week. It was a good time as usual and I spent far too much money......
there's pics in the renaissance folder.
leah.....i miss u....
there's pics in the renaissance folder.
leah.....i miss u....
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brokenalice:
man i wish we had more money when we went...
always tons of stuff you want.
schools good
summer classes start soon
always tons of stuff you want.
schools good
summer classes start soon
benni:
laser. fucking sucks, too. have you done anything like this ever...?
eh. i'm tired too... sounds like you're working your ass off! take a break and masturbate to a good porno... that's what i do... hehehe... i recommend tales of perversity #9. rachel rotten is dreamy!
eh. i'm tired too... sounds like you're working your ass off! take a break and masturbate to a good porno... that's what i do... hehehe... i recommend tales of perversity #9. rachel rotten is dreamy!
Tonight I can write the saddest lines.
Write, for example, `The night is starry
and the stars are blue and shiver in the distance.'
The night wind revolves in the sky and sings.
Tonight I can write the saddest lines.
I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
Through nights like this one I held her in my arms. I kissed her again and...
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Write, for example, `The night is starry
and the stars are blue and shiver in the distance.'
The night wind revolves in the sky and sings.
Tonight I can write the saddest lines.
I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
Through nights like this one I held her in my arms. I kissed her again and...
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acetracer:
That poem is a lot nicer in Spanish, "Puedo Escribir". It's also not a bad song by Sixpence None The Richer, even if they are a sappy Christian rock band.
What party?
I had put all the cock up stuff on the company server, it's the only place that could handle all the bandwidth.
What party?
I had put all the cock up stuff on the company server, it's the only place that could handle all the bandwidth.
grinningator:
Whassaaapppp? I hope that you are coming to the party this weekend? I hear that it is open to everyone, so maybe i will see ya there! 
Just look for the green tail! LMAO that always gives me away! It will be fun to get out of the swamp and do some mingling with the humankind again! 
~~~~,~~,`< THE GATOR
Just look for the green tail! LMAO that always gives me away! It will be fun to get out of the swamp and do some mingling with the humankind again! ~~~~,~~,`< THE GATORA year divides us, love from love;
Though you love now, and I loved then,
The gulf is straight, but deep enough;
Who will re-cross?
Who among us will cross again?
Love was jest, last year you said,
and what lives surely, surely dies;
Even so........
Though you love now, and I loved then,
The gulf is straight, but deep enough;
Who will re-cross?
Who among us will cross again?
Love was jest, last year you said,
and what lives surely, surely dies;
Even so........
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acetracer:
Whatever, been there, done that, got the DVD. If it were anywhere else I'd probably be interested, but watching the same girls get drunken retarded all the time loses its entertainment value
See now you ruined it, that was my 33rd comment, and I have an unnatural aversion for palindromes. I don't like em, I hated the year 1991 and 2002, and I cringe whenever I see the little pink 11 or 22, and now 33 isn't any better.
I don't however have disdain for three digit palindromes, unless they're all the same number. I guess that is my main issue, I don't like similar numbers touching each other. 101 is fine, but 111, that's just wrong.
I also have issues with 9s, cause, it's like just about to change, 9, 19, well, 29 isn't so bad. I still would prefer not to see any 29s though. Round numbers aren't any better, they're so clean and perfect. Ick.
If it were anywhere else I'd probably be interested, but watching the same girls get drunken retarded all the time loses its entertainment value
See now you ruined it, that was my 33rd comment, and I have an unnatural aversion for palindromes. I don't like em, I hated the year 1991 and 2002, and I cringe whenever I see the little pink 11 or 22, and now 33 isn't any better.
I don't however have disdain for three digit palindromes, unless they're all the same number. I guess that is my main issue, I don't like similar numbers touching each other. 101 is fine, but 111, that's just wrong.
I also have issues with 9s, cause, it's like just about to change, 9, 19, well, 29 isn't so bad. I still would prefer not to see any 29s though. Round numbers aren't any better, they're so clean and perfect. Ick.
acetracer:
Not really cause Chris left a comment and now it's at 35, I don't like 5s either 
It's ashame this weekend had to end....
six_past_six, leah_diane, pixiedawn, and a few other friends spent the weekend on Anna Marie island. All the residents are entirely too nice and welcoming, with no judgements made towards the tats, peircings, or fucked up hair colors.....It was like pleasantville, everything was perfect....i just hope our delving into hedonism didn't throw off the balance of...
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six_past_six, leah_diane, pixiedawn, and a few other friends spent the weekend on Anna Marie island. All the residents are entirely too nice and welcoming, with no judgements made towards the tats, peircings, or fucked up hair colors.....It was like pleasantville, everything was perfect....i just hope our delving into hedonism didn't throw off the balance of...
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six_past_six:
Ah, yes...'the weekend'. It's strange just how much you end up seeing when not being able to truly see
What good times TRUE friends actually have. Although we had one casualty [The 'Dork Hat'], I believe many more nights like that will follow in a fashion that will never be forgotten.
I must go now....so excuse me while I endulge in Vicoden and Dank, and try to enjoy the end of my vacation away from the Hell-Hole that pays our bills.
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What good times TRUE friends actually have. Although we had one casualty [The 'Dork Hat'], I believe many more nights like that will follow in a fashion that will never be forgotten.
I must go now....so excuse me while I endulge in Vicoden and Dank, and try to enjoy the end of my vacation away from the Hell-Hole that pays our bills.
[Edited on Apr 07, 2004 12:38PM]
acetracer:
I know not of what site you speak of
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six_past_six:
Yeah so what ever happened to those thingies.....fucker
pornstar:
ever notice how the color orange tastes???...almost like snozzberries
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acetracer:
I counted starting from A to the next letter, then the following letter, then the following letter, each time the number of letters in between decreased by one. When I finally got to the last letter, I just put the next letter decreased by one. So it should be somewhere in that area, I haven't slept in 27 hours so, my logic may not be great right now.
brokenalice:
man i never go in the marshall center...
good to know there's a decent art program though!
i've never even been into the art gallery there... how's that?
good to know there's a decent art program though!
i've never even been into the art gallery there... how's that?
i hate games!!!