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oh pitiful shadow cloaked in darkenss.
thy actions cause men pain and suffering.
thy hollow soul drowns in thy sins.
Care to give death a try?
BUT FIRST ...
care to give some of these Mystery Items a try?
Our local Genuardi's is having trouble placing these strange, protolithic goods.
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oh pitiful trash bags lost in the grocery store darkness.
thy actions cause refuse confusion and crowding.
thy hollow plastic drowns in thy sins.
Care to give the Mystery Items shelf a try?
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bigwobbles:
jozsef:
That is very amusing. (I get no points for timeliness, I know. Sorry.)
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