joenobody

okay, so next blog i will talk about why i stopped going to the Bando school, because this weekend I just had another amateur MMA fight and I want to talk about that right now.

So my opponent was this guy who was about 5'9" and he looked like he was 230lbs. the guy was all upper body, built like a brick shithouse. i am...
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okay, i was in stop and shop today with nina and her son michael. i was walking through the health food section and i stopped, lifted my leg up like a dancer and farted real loud. then i looked to my left and there was a guy right there looking at the organic potato chips. i walked away quickly and i almost died laughing.

also.......
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today is my birthday and i shall have 1 decree!

thou shalt not wear socks with sandals or flipflops.

thnak you,
lord joenobody of the 5th of june

2 things:

1) It's not that big of a deal that the fancy Italian place gave me meat ravioli instead of cheese, but when i called beack they told me that i never specified meat or cheese ravioli. ...ummmm.... number 1) yes i did, i've been a vegetarian for 13 years i know the drill by now. number 2) if what they said is right,...
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Here's a funny story.

last night was UFC 84, so i stayed up late to watch bj penn vs sean sherk and went to be immediately after because i get up fairly early and train alot during the day. i don't have the energy to stay up much longer than midnight. I slept at Nina's house and i woke up around 2:30 am and Nina...
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so mother's day has come and gone, and father's day is on its way. the day before mother's day i went and had my hair cut at a salon that was full of Rhode Island Guidas. Total Italian girls, right down to a T. they were all cute in their own way, stylish, loud jewelry and colors all day long. The woman cutting my hair...
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someone please explain to me the phenomenon of girls who have hot boyfriends, but still spend all their time on this webpage flirting with unattractive computer dorks.

if the boyfriend isn't giving her enough attention, can't the girls just be more honest and say "hey, can we spend more time together?" or something like that?

know what also annoys me about this website? the fake...
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you know what? i just completed all the classes for my apprenticeship in carpentry. i just need to put in about 300 more work hours (2 months). then i will be recognized as a journeyman carpenter by the United Brotherhood of Carpenters, and i will be making alot more money.

the money and benefits are good, but the knowledge i've gained is probably the most...
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alright, so i'm excited because i got a new phone! it's not one of those iphone things, but it's still pretty good. it's got a camera and video and unlimited texting and all that crap, so finally i'm in the 21st century.

since this is an adult website, i know some of you people reading this blog are exhibitionis. so if you exhibitionists out there...
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I told Keith he was so old his dentures were rotting. Then I told him he's so old he tried to get on noah's ark, and noah told him they already had 2 jackasses.

i told phil that he must be a special kind of suck ass to drive to connecticut from massachussetts to work in the rain for a fraction of what he normally...
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i am a miserable motherfucker ever since i took this job. we started doing 11 hours a day now 12 hours a day, 5 days a week. i used to be in the gym 4 days a week, yoga- 2, jiu jitsu 2-3 days, and bando and boxing 1 or 2 days. now i can hardly do any of the things that i like to...
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