Just something I've discovered that I am not allowed to do in the Army.
1) Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
2) (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
3) Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it's true.
4) Must not use government equipment to bootleg pornography.
5) Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.
6) Especially not a pornographic movie studio.
7) Not even if they are "especially patriotic films"
8) No, the pants are not optional.
9) I am not "A lesbian trapped in a man's body".
10) Any device that can crawl across the table on medium, should not be brought into the office.
Some are true and some are not. All are funny.
1) Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
2) (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
3) Must not tell any officer that I am smarter than they are, especially if it's true.
4) Must not use government equipment to bootleg pornography.
5) Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.
6) Especially not a pornographic movie studio.
7) Not even if they are "especially patriotic films"
8) No, the pants are not optional.
9) I am not "A lesbian trapped in a man's body".
10) Any device that can crawl across the table on medium, should not be brought into the office.
Some are true and some are not. All are funny.
tali79:
Did you try some of this stuff or are these actually rules written down?
jhawk86:
Oh I've tried a couple and some are from other guys I've served with