jeykool

I got a bitchin' new bike. This one is much easier to pedal through muck and crap than my old one. I left that old POS in front of the GameStop that I work at. A few days later it was gone, which is okay. The whole experience has been like dumping somebody whose been cheating on you and then hooking up with Jessica Alba...
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I'm normally not into fiction but I'm really diggin' Life of Pie. Go check it out.

Thank god for the new Gauntlet.

I've come up with a way for solving traffic and its called the land mine.

Toast of the day:

to the green light and the mermaid
the dreams of all sailors be they wayward on oceans of blue or gray

I now have a plan for the possiblility of the Earth hurtling from its orbit into deep space, like the old Twilight Zone episode. I will prepare several Hot Pockets and keep them stashed in my clothes, since they seem to remain scalding-ly hot for at least a thousand years.

Okay. I'm going to carve the Master sword from this friggin' block of wood!!

Oh yeah! Halloween costume version 1.0 bitches!!

Crap! You'll just have to go to my pics to see it.

HAHA! After the better part of two weeks of no posting, I'm back. Too bad almost nobody knows I was here in the first place. However, this is the true duty of the ninja.

I played nintendogs today and this is the best thing ever. I must get a DS and a copy with the Shibaenu, a little Japanese dog that looks like a fox....
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Alright, after much thought and consideration I have decided to try watching Hithickers Guide one more time. The last time I tried to watch it, it was very late and I was very sleepy.

Right now, though, I have to go to work.

Toast of the day:

to wide oceans and high hills
to crazy languages and common ground
may we all never forget who...
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I really think car commercials are dumb because everyone in them is always all happy driving so-fast-its-slow fast on crazy curvy roads.
This is not how driving is.
Driving is tedious and boring. At least if we all cycled about we'd be getting some sort of excercise while being tedied and bored. Not to mention that a billion people on bikes take up the same...
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