Why do I have to be like one of the horniest people in the world and yet experience so little release from the bondage of my libido??? Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...
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hope:
I will definately keep my eyes open for this "illusion" movie. thanks!
kirby:
yep, if it was tuesday, it was me.
i work every tuesday, and occasionally other days.
gotta love that place.
i work every tuesday, and occasionally other days.
gotta love that place.
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novella:
shit...
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[Edited on Feb 09, 2006 1:11PM]
novella:
only adobe, but it would be a tough catch. and an awkward one at that...
I saw Match Point tonight. I'm a huge Woody Allen fan and cannot understand those dislike his movies or are indifferent to them. His films contain a wealth of wit, quirky humor, fascinating depictions of the intricacies of human relationships, modern neurosis after neurosis, and a whole lot of existential insight that he doesn't get enough credit for. The man has some pretty deep films,...
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twinkie:
I keep joking about getting a hamburger on my butt. The butt seems to be the funniest place to get a tattoo...but another part of me doesn't want to ruin the glory of my buttocks.
I go to Holly Ellis at Idle Hand Tattoo in the Lower Haight.
Emmy's Spaghetti Shack is on Mission, kind of further down around where El Rio is?
I go to Holly Ellis at Idle Hand Tattoo in the Lower Haight.
Emmy's Spaghetti Shack is on Mission, kind of further down around where El Rio is?
twinkie:
Perhaps you should get the brownie elsewhere.
There is someone here who has one little kidney bean on his ankle. I found that quite charming.
There is someone here who has one little kidney bean on his ankle. I found that quite charming.
Alright, I'm back. But only because Missy was nice enough to give me a Christmas gift of a $29 yearly subscription. Now that's a fuckin' deal! It's only like 8 cents a day--that's less than I tend to give bums here in the Haight (and I can't get off to that at all, whereas with SG...).
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kallisti:
ol-- awwwww....
you AR beautiful,love.
you AR beautiful,love.
kallisti:
ol-- awwwww....
you AR beautiful,love.
you AR beautiful,love.
Goodbye one, goodbye all. A few of you I will miss (and will hopefully keep in contact through e-mail) and most of you I will not miss (either because I didn't get to know you or because what I knew of you SUCKED). But to all I wish enjoyment of this beautiful SG pornography, for it deserves to be enjoyed.
And now, before I go,...
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Eh, what the hell...a few of my nude pics are up again just for any desperate, last-minute masturbation attempts by you ladies (or guys, conceivably; or neither). I might as well go out in useless vanity (it works well with the nature of the site).
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wallace:
yes, you're definitely infamous 
thanks a bunch for the compliments - so nice to hear stuff like that!
why'd you wait til like, 2 days before you peace out to start adding friends? (yes i read your previous journal about how you were getting upset waiting for people to contact you..)
i don't go on aim ever, but you're welcome to email me.
thanks a bunch for the compliments - so nice to hear stuff like that!
why'd you wait til like, 2 days before you peace out to start adding friends? (yes i read your previous journal about how you were getting upset waiting for people to contact you..)
i don't go on aim ever, but you're welcome to email me.
twinkie:
Yes, yes, you may. In fact, there is a small and exclusive club of men and women who worship my bum. I should make t-shirts.
To whom it may concern, I'm attempting to add a slew of friends before I fade away for no apparent reason at all except that you are FEMALE and in SAN FRANCISCO, and I am MALE and in SAN FRANCISCO. I'm sure that we have other important complementary differences and similarities that make us perfect for each other, but there's no need to go into...
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koleeta:
i'm on the same boat as BellJar. good luck with this though. this isn't myspace.
j_edward:
No need to apolgize, Bell Jar. It doesn't bother me at all. And, you're right, Koleeta... this isn't myspace: myspace is a much better FREE site where you can post pics of yourself and music. And I've actually met people through myspace, whereas most of my interactions on SG have led me to conclude that I'm dealing with a bunch of bitches and assholes.
But I thank Mitsukai--you are awesome--and topramen for adding me! I hope that we can chat sometime in the next few days.
But I thank Mitsukai--you are awesome--and topramen for adding me! I hope that we can chat sometime in the next few days.
I can't decide whether or not I'll miss having access to this fucking site. It's a bit of a love/hate relationship I have with it. On the one hand, I love the seemingly endless array of unconventional, hip pornography (although the more I look at all the sundry photosets--most of which try to be original and, ultimately, end up following a very similar, increasingly prosaic...
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Only 12 days left now--oh shit!!!
Alright, ladies...there's only 28 days left of the possibility of contacting the man behind all of this goodness you see before you. That's right: j. edward will be discontinuing his membership to this lovely site after only 3 months of ungodly self-abuse and failed attempts to contact emotionally unavailable Suicide Girls (you KNOW that I loved you with all my HEART!) due to the imminent...
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thefuckoffkid:
I don't get it. Were you just waiting for people to come in here and fawn all over you? How did you expect this process to work?
I'm genuinely curious.
I'm genuinely curious.
j_edward:
Look, I didn't expect much...but I certainly didn't expect some asshole named 'TheFuckOffKid' to bother me with critical comments that seem to have no basis in what I've said at all. What makes you think that I expected people (girls) to come in here FAWN over me? Just because I'm hot, extremely fucking intelligent, funny, possessing flawless taste, etc. is no reason for anyone on this site to give a damn about me. I mainly just see the site as interesting pornography, but definitely not as any worthwhile means of meeting people or discussing things. I'm not into that online community bullshit; I just thought I'd jack off to some suicide girls and see if I could annoy (or, conceivably, interest) any FEMALES with my vain profile and beautiful nudes (ha). But, don't worry--it won't last for much longer: I'll only be plaguing this site for another week or two now. So don't get your panties all up in a bunch.
MY PICS SECTION NOW CONTAINS NUDE PHOTOS OF ME (OH MY GOD!!!). Check them out--that is, if you can stand extreme levels of arousal...
thefuckoffkid:
Someone rolled you on a really fuzzy carpet, right?
j_edward:
That's right--I was born a hairless baby and my parents just kept putting me on that damn fuzzy carpet, with my sticky baby skin. The damage is irreparable.
Funny, I'm in a similar situation sexually. kinda. I was way horny about a week ago. Very very horny. But when confronted with sex, I don't want it. Wierd. Anyway, thanks. It was awesome and it made me smile.