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what's the difference between an exotic dancer and a stripper? i understand go go dancers.
maxi:
lol, um exotic dancers drink Lattes, lol

[Edited on May 11, 2006 12:33PM]
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sure i think two razors on a single blade head was a big improvement, but three -and now four. come on. maybe for a leg, but not for a face. the blades are so wide now that i can't fit them between my nose and upper lip to execute my shaving stroke. it's two blades or moustache for me i guess.
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karen o is so freakin' hot. i want to be adopted by karen o.
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coup d'etat
a push from the left
and a shout from the right.
all come out,
let's do it tonight.

lifted lyrics from circle jerks "coup d'etat".
lenox:
Hey there new friend!
rys:
I so need a cave at the mo too...
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because everyone knows that skinheads aren't allowed in mohawk town.
petbot:
Thank you! I feel very fortunate.
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scheisskopf:
That's a great picture of Gary.

I;m sorry, I can't explain the facial tweak
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i believe that everyone has at least one unexplained reoccurring theme or event in their life. like knowing 3 people with the same birthday, maybe it's certain numbers -like in "lost". you get the idea. it could be a glitch in the matrix or perhaps explained using statistics that break out the odds for the occurance, which make it seem less odd or unusual. well,...
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suxcitystalker:
I notice that my reoccuring themes will vary from day to day or week to wek. Sometimes it can be a number or series of numbers, sometimes a phrase, lately it has been two phrases: "It is what it is", and " Make your money work for you". These two phrases have been said to me by different people at different times for the past few months. It is strange.

I am not sure what it all means, or if it has any relevance in my life at all, I do write them down in a journal because it is amusing at the very least.

Sorry to butt into your journal, I just stumbled upon it and it made me think "hey this shit happens to me":. blush

[Edited on Mar 06, 2006 10:46AM]
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lions, tigers and bears. oh, my.
petbot:
Thanks for the kind words. Not trite, but for some reason seeing that word made me want trifle. Go figure.
karma:
surreal
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there are times when i absolutely cannot stand my girlfriend. errrr!!! mad sometimes i just want out -a nice clean break. i feel like an animal trapped in a steel trap contemplating gnawing one of my limbs off to escape. what's a boy with a collection of masks to do?

speaking of animals. animals selling beer ala spike jonze

http://www.millerauditions.com/

petbot:
I'll take your masks! Just kidding - I have plenty of my own. wink Sorry about gf trouble.
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the best post-apocalyptic food product every divined by human-kind (drum roll) fruit loops crispy treats. they're like rice crispy treats but with fruit loops. duh. i saw them for sale in a deli. primary colors on steriods, suspended in a marshmellow mortar. these things and roaches -the only post nuclear winter eating. mmmm.
dreamstar:
... thought that you were going to say snowballs. The Pink ones.

And thanks for recognising the EVIL genius that I am. One day I will publish my life in a book and make no money smile (dead pan... in a Steven Wright monotone style)

Ha!