iceboxdonkey

I just got dispatch to deliver a load of rubber boots from Vancouver to Omaha Nebraska?!? What the freak am I gonna do there? Maybe I should touch up the red before I go.

Trucker bathroom Selfie :)

Too old to sport the old red 'hawk again, so this is my mature version.

So this is my pet peeve...complicated. It's bullshit. No. Such. Thing.

I hear this word being used as an excuse all the time. It can't be done. It's too complicated. Oh hey how are things going with you two now? Ahh it's complicated. I'm sorry I can't teach that to you, it's a complicated process.

BULLSHIT!!

The entire universe calls BS. Everything we know of...
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• I don't think where the stars are today have any bearing on any one persons life now... BUT If you give any credence to the thousands of years of observation of personality traits of people born to certain time frames... AND you accept that our being is made up of mostly electrical impulses, a form of energy, which cannot be created or destroyed only flow
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So it's time for a new set of resolutions.

1 Load up on Champix and kill off the tobacco once and for all (ok this is standard but the champix is new)

2 Shed off another 30 lbs through the year or 2 1/2 lbs a month (not easy in a rig so I keep my goals modest)

3 Learn to draw in sketchup (...
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Well I thought I was signing up here for the pics. But incredible as they may be, what I find myself doing most often is reading up on blogs and group comments. If you're lucky, you'll get a glimpse of someone much more intimate than what's required for submitting a set.

I know a lot of people are nostalgic for what the community was like...
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Between Patty Smyth singing The Warrior, and the girls of Macross Robotech, there was no hope in hell of NOT loving SuicideGirls :)

The Warrior

Ok so i'm totally loving life right now. Not really sure why since i've been thrown a few curve balls lately.

I had that "fender bender" in the rocks.

It's the holiday season and i'm in the middle of my 4 week hold back at work for switching over to o/op. That means no paycheque for a month.

Still don't really know anyone in Manitoba....
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Seriously thinking of making shoes after seeing all this porn Colin christian instagrams on Sundays.

I pretty much would marry any girl that could pull off wearing these. Oh, and say stuff like cool beans :)

For @avaroulette . I thought you might like this.

So this was fun. Rolling down an icy 4 lane hill about half speed when a truck about 4 or 5 lengths ahead of me does a violent jack knife. He slams into his trailer so hard that it starts to rotate clockwise. I decide to shoot for an escape instead of risking my own jack knife and possibly slamming head first into his equipment.
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So this happened today. My retarded broke ass just went and bought a rig. Came into the yard and there was a brand new automatic Volvo waiting for me. A deal had been struck to trade in all the Pete's, and the entire fleet is now automatic. I'm really nervous about driving an auto in the mountains so I asked my boss what it would
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