Good Morning or afternoon or night!
First of all, I want to give a big shout out to my liver! Thanks for hanging in there this kickball season. You're a champ! Just get through the tournament and tomorrow night and I'll give you a much deserved, couple month rest until the next season starts.
Made my first glass of juice a little bit ago. I juiced up some carrots, apples and kale. Good stuff.
Got stupid again last night and almost hooked up with some married chick. I was hanging out with Steve, Isaac and Kidd, so I got to be the token white guy. Started the night off slow with some tequila shots, I think four of them to be precise, and a pitcher of beer before we bombed in on Johnny Pants at his bar where we proceeded to start pounding beers. This ended up leading to Jameson shots and eventually sunkists, or starburst, depending on where you live and what's in the glass you're dropping your shot into. The Red Bull in the sunkists gave us a third wind and we made it to In-N-Out Burger before they closed. Folks, if you've never had an In-N-Out burger and fries before, you'd better get the fuck over there and find it out! On the East coast? Catch a fucking plane! You need to!
That is all.
Hank.
First of all, I want to give a big shout out to my liver! Thanks for hanging in there this kickball season. You're a champ! Just get through the tournament and tomorrow night and I'll give you a much deserved, couple month rest until the next season starts.
Made my first glass of juice a little bit ago. I juiced up some carrots, apples and kale. Good stuff.
Got stupid again last night and almost hooked up with some married chick. I was hanging out with Steve, Isaac and Kidd, so I got to be the token white guy. Started the night off slow with some tequila shots, I think four of them to be precise, and a pitcher of beer before we bombed in on Johnny Pants at his bar where we proceeded to start pounding beers. This ended up leading to Jameson shots and eventually sunkists, or starburst, depending on where you live and what's in the glass you're dropping your shot into. The Red Bull in the sunkists gave us a third wind and we made it to In-N-Out Burger before they closed. Folks, if you've never had an In-N-Out burger and fries before, you'd better get the fuck over there and find it out! On the East coast? Catch a fucking plane! You need to!
That is all.
Hank.