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Did anyone else see the irony in NBC's Green Week?

We're talking about a company owned by General Electric, one of the biggest polluters in the world. General Electric is the same company that spent 6 million dollars on advertising in a failed bid to avoid cleaning up the 1.3 million pounds of PCB's it (at the time legally) dumped into Hudson river.
sphynx:
Thanks a ton! I'm sure I'll have plenty of questions as I get further into it.
tiger_fodder:
I thought the same. I suppose if it gets one idiot to think before they pollute I am ok with the irony.
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The trouble with you
Is the trouble with me
Got two good eyes
But still can't see
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claudette:
It's 1250sq.ft., but it's no mansion. I live in the ghetto. ("In the ghetto!") And the roofers spend more time standing around smoking than they do working I think. It's funny when I come home from work, they all see my car coming down the street and start scrambling. "Oh no, tha massa'a comin'!" Mother fuckers must be half mountain goat the way they scurry up those ladders. But I have to admit, I have been messing with them. I've been leaving work randomly, arriving from different streets each time, surprising them for shits and giggles. Sometimes I park down the road a bit and come through the front entrance and pop out the back door and catch them smoking in the back yard. Is this mean? Nah. I haven't said a damn think about Hank Williams, Jr., or the III. All's fair in roofing and war. ARRR!!!
claudette:
Did he get trimmed? Look at him all sassy and groomed! tongue
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g_whiz's patented method of ordering the best Martini you will get at any given bar:

"I would like a [vodka/gin brand of choice] Martini, dry, with three olives." (If you like yours with a twist you are so totally fucked.)

Specifying your brand and that you want it dry, with three olives gives your bartender enough information to realize that you are particular about your...
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claudette:
Yeah, the guy wanted me to send my "photographer" and "stylist" checks. I was like, "wait a minute... this is fucked!" I got back to the bank before the check even went through so they just reversed it. Thay were actually really helpfull, and they gave me candy too. Score! Way better than the dog biscuits I got last time. smile
claudette:
Do you want thrown (as in made on the wheel) pottery? Or slip cast pieces? I can throw you things for pretty cheap, but my chickenbabies and things are higher because they require the mad skills. And yeah, high five for not buying store bought crap. Everytime I see a machine made piece of pottery I want to stab someone. Stabby McStabStab!

My dogs eat eggplant and other veggies. I started them off early on 'em and they still love it. Freaks.
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I've renamed ye olde tyme world wide web, or "internet" as the kids have taken to calling it. It shall henceforth be called the internoodle. I will also accept intarnoodle, or interndle. Dashes may be used with discretion.

So if all the "cool" and "with it" kids could go ahead and adopt my slang, that be great. Thanks.
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claudette:
Which scar? I have four eye scars, two of which are brow.
1. Eyebrow ring was punched out of my face at a concert.
2. Accident between a dog, a ball and I. The dog and I both went for the ball, the dog ended up with a concusion and I got stiches.
3. Bit in the eye by a dog (different one) and had more stiches.
4. Mystery scar. (No one claims to know where it came from, but I'm guessing mom dropped me on my head. Bitch.)
I could probably write an entire book dedicated to my scars. ...there's an idea!
claudette:
I saw a bad one on Easter. I always go to my photographers house for holidays (because my family consists of religious fanatics that drive me nuts) and his son got a nasty gash on his cheek. He was running across the front room laughing away and BAM! right into the corner of a table. I almost cried I felt so bad. Are there not kid safe corner protectors? If not, let's invent that shit and make millions! Mwoohoohahaha!!!
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SPIDER PIG! oink
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samling:
try $789.

i paid $286 for bloodwork, pain drugs, antibiotics, an office visit, a urine culture- so add another $500.
samling:
see, they didn't even mention draining the abcesses. just give him antibiotics, and he'll be okay. i'm taking him back to my old vet, an hour and a half drive, but i know they aren't in it for money. i called and actually got to talk to the vet today, and he helped me feel a lot better.

it just bugs me because i don't care about the money, i care that my cat is getting the right care.
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So I'm going to the south of France on the 23rd for two weeks. Anyone want to come?

The only caveats are that you have to buy your own ticket, and want to sleep with me. ooo aaa ARRR!!!

Edited to add that I do not snore, and have HUGE....luggage.
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sphynx:
Oh, *sigh* think I can just go for a weekend since I'm in school again already?

kiss

Have a lot of fun! Oh, and pictures! Take a bunch of pics for us! The sights, the countryside, the girls at the beach, etc. biggrin
sphynx:
The boob is fine. It looks a little wierd because you can see the incision pretty clearly still, but it isn't to bad. So have you still not been able to move down to the sunny south? I don't think they have the accent in Florida though. I guess if you go far enough south on the coast line you start to get a Jersey accent if that counts. wink
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I just saw a tourism commercial for where I live, and MAN. It looks way cooler on TV than it does out my window. robot
khoos:
It's like that here too...
I mean it's a pretty cool place to live but...
The ads make it look seriously cool.
phatlaces:
We have that same thing here... yet it still looks lame and boring.
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khoos:
LOL
I'm a knitter and I LOVE it!
(Actually I've been more of a hooker lately - crochet is so much faster and easier than knitting)
saraphine:
Dontcha ever wanna update? Thought I'd kill ya with improper spelling. As far as the email alert thing goes, sorry. I'll tell those bastards your penis is just fine! wink
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nullandvoid:
Homer:Whats a gym (GUY-M)...
[Homer walks into said GYM]
Homer: Ohhhhhhh a GYM! (GUY-M!)
nullandvoid:
I had to edit that one.
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ok. I guess I'm done.

see y'all.
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morpunkthanu:
How done? rare? Medium rare? Medium? Well? Well done? I hope it's medium rare - that's how I like it. Cellar door kiss
fatality:
So you're leaving? I hope you're well, and if you are, I'll miss you around here.
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So....How 'bout that new year eh? whatever