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Dudes. Olivia is gone. And not just her nipples. I can't find her anymore. She's not on the site in any form that I can locate.

Man... : (

I'm go do something... I dunno what. It may involve hygiene.

I've decided that although I love my brothers, I would love them even more if they would either

A. Move to Nicarauga or,

B. Stop fighting all the damned time over stupid, meaningless little shit like a bunch of grouchy monkeys trying to establish a dominance structure.

I just want to hit them all and tell them to play nice. But then I realize that...
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For once I have a substantial criticism of the new format. It takes bloody forever to load.

And what the duck is this?

"Frank is a captivating, intoxicating individual. Around Frank, birds suddenly appear, and choruses of angels sing hymns to Frank's bonny face. Sadly, unless Frank tells you more about Frank, this is all you'll ever know about Frank."

???

Change is bad. If...
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Boo.

Things I did today:

1. Received my official "Pimp Ninja" badge, ninja stars, and pimp hat. I am now certified to stalk the night administering justice from the shadows while wearing leopard print fur coats.

2. Played with a fat stack of Cash. I learned that Tip Share means that I actually get physical, touchable, huggable cash at the end of the day. I had...
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Dear Everybody,

It's the fucking Apocaplyse. I'm not getting out of bed today unless the dead rise and seek the feast on the flesh of the living. I don't care if a giant beetle with the face of a man arises from the sands of Mecca to proclaim the end, I don't care if Loki unleashes the Fenris Wolf and it devours the All Father,...
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The Devotchkas rock. Polka-Pop-Rock-Opera-In-Spanish-FTW!

I am no longer miserable about my B-day, because it is no longer my B-day, good fucking riddence.

Instead, it is Otoki's B-day. Go wish her happy birthday!

I'm really not a fan of birthdays,

So... It's my birthday in about twenty six minutes. Technically, I suppose, it's by birthday in about three hours and fifty six minutes. And if you really want to get technical my ass was conceived twenty one years and nine months ago. Unfortunately the design phase was a bit rushed so the prototype production model didn't have most of the cool features (Sun roof, super...
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Grr. I was supposed to swap shifts with a co-worker so that I could hang out at the ren fair all day on Saturday, but he hasn't gotten back to me to let me know if he can work my Saturday, so now I'm sitting here with my metaphorical dick in my hands (My actual dick has so much potential energy that it has to...
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