Things I did today:
1. Received my official "Pimp Ninja" badge, ninja stars, and pimp hat. I am now certified to stalk the night administering justice from the shadows while wearing leopard print fur coats.
2. Played with a fat stack of Cash. I learned that Tip Share means that I actually get physical, touchable, huggable cash at the end of the day. I had not previously realized this. As a result, I had about twenty little envelopes with numbers and dollar signs on them waiting for me when I picked up my pay check yesterday. Seeing as how I am now rich I will be purchasing QuadalaChzeckistan, and living there as God Emperor.
3. I woke up this morning at 7:10, and was dressed by 7:15. Most days I wake up at 10:00, punch the alarm clock, wake up at 11:00, punch the alarm clock, and then physically fight my way to consciousness sometime around noon, maybe. But today, having gone to bed at 2:00, I was able to get up at 7:00 with no problems. Fucking bizzare.
4. Not much else. Because it's 7:30 in the am and the day is decidedly young.
1. Received my official "Pimp Ninja" badge, ninja stars, and pimp hat. I am now certified to stalk the night administering justice from the shadows while wearing leopard print fur coats.
2. Played with a fat stack of Cash. I learned that Tip Share means that I actually get physical, touchable, huggable cash at the end of the day. I had not previously realized this. As a result, I had about twenty little envelopes with numbers and dollar signs on them waiting for me when I picked up my pay check yesterday. Seeing as how I am now rich I will be purchasing QuadalaChzeckistan, and living there as God Emperor.
3. I woke up this morning at 7:10, and was dressed by 7:15. Most days I wake up at 10:00, punch the alarm clock, wake up at 11:00, punch the alarm clock, and then physically fight my way to consciousness sometime around noon, maybe. But today, having gone to bed at 2:00, I was able to get up at 7:00 with no problems. Fucking bizzare.
4. Not much else. Because it's 7:30 in the am and the day is decidedly young.
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And will animal-print attire be optional?