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aster:
there you are flaunting your organ again.

but...why not take up bach?
rys:
Are you beating off yet?
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I'll Shoot The Moon

I want to build a nest in your hair
I want to kiss you and never be there
And I'll shoot the moon right out of the sky
For you baby
I'll shoot the moon for you


A party rages upstairs while I have the flu. Got an eviction notice today in my landlord's name. Dogs cost more to fly around...
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mistress_paine:
Hey, how's this weekend for you?
mistress_paine:
Good, Good.

Mine was fine, had a lot of traveling yesterday to and from bolton, nonetheless I survived and ended up being a tired lass. lol
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hypatia11:
^___^ Holding out? That's so funny, it's almost cute.

You totally ruined my "when I get rich" gift for you.

I'm e-mailing your boss about branching last.fm code out if you don't get back to me. (The Deans of the graduate school were like showering me in roses.)
rys:
I worked out the fundamental difference between you and I and the internet. It's hilariously simple. And it totally explains why this place is a piece of shit to me, yet real-ish to you. Remind me to tell you sometime.
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rys:
Wait. I've got. I can either date lovely amazing Matt 30% of the time, or Jerk Matt 100% of the time. I choose Jerk Matt. He ain't so bad. And last I recall, the two of you were, umm, closely connected. I trust you'll communicate the message to him smile
hypatia11:
Ahh, Jerk Matt.
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rys:
It says youre online. Also, you can delete my rant if you want. That one was just nasty tongue
rys:
I'm a know-it-all,
I'm smartest man around
That's right,
you learn real fast through the smartest girl in town
smile
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arete:
you should keep the tree up year round, just to stay warm. it's lovely blush
rys:
Oh. You bitch! You removed my testimonial about your crap net skills. I am officially reposting my anti-Canada rant for you now mister!!!
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hypatia11:


What can I do when I still love you?



Beats the hell outa me.

hypatia11:
I am a tiger, waiting.
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Gone Milano; with spacegirl. Back next week.

(When living your dreams, all you fear is the apogee.)
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aspasia:
Rys: he's got "issues." wink
witnit:
Geek and Gillian fan. Excellent.
Your profile reminds me to listen to Wilco again too.
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Gone Denmark! Hold your loved ones close; or
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rys:
Or else they'll get horribly drunk at the same bar night after night and start kissing girls? Did I mention you're the best boy I've ever had. Seriously. Not only do you rock in le sac as it were, you're totally supportive of me getting drunk and snogging girls. And I will ask A about you tonight. It's you or a dildo to be honest, and I think you're much much hotter.
rys:
PS- Feeling you inside me all day was so fucking hottt. I loved it.
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arete:
you're the first person i've ever heard say that winninpeg IS canada. that made my day.


.....but what do you know, you're from edmonton wink

okay that was just mean. from what i remember, edmonton looks a lot like winnipeg

as ridiculous as it is that anyone even built a city here (the forks may have been for trade and transportation, but now all we're left with are relentless mosquitos and a spot where two rivers meet that people think is so important that they force visiting relatives to go there and purchase the shitty touristy crap located nearby, instead of immercing their relaitives in our amazing arts scene) i'm so glad this is where i grew up. character building, i tells ya!

are you planning to visit home in the near future?
rys:
Dear John, I mean Matt. Insert break up note here, sorry it's not in my handwriting. You might just be one of the worst toy boys I've ever had. Possibly, perhaps, maybe.

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aster:
it would be awesome if the party was INSIDE the head.
tribalmisfit:
i know where that is! errr i think shocked skull robot miao!! bok