fezzik

here again. gone again.

btw E.S.o.t.S.M. rocks.

4th of july: "celebrate your country's independence by blowing up a small part of it."

Quote of the day: "In a few hours, she'll probably be sane enough to work herself into a towering Jesus-based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some kind of cruel Samoan who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room and savagely penetrated...
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"if yo' gonna wear yo hat to da side like that yo gotta straighten da brim out some son!" -hehe uh mee really drunksih

i hate hanging drywall. i hate joint compound. i hate sanding. but most of all i hate doing it on thursday nights when i should be getting drunk.

nothing better to do than submit a new mystery movie quote, winner will receive a chicken.

"now.. let me get this striaght. you don't believe in God because of 'alice in wonderland?'"

Name the quote of the day (mydeconstruction is disqualified from answering ):
"Oh please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?"

fathers day... now, blazing saddles and sleeeeeep.

just got back from an SGB-II after party at Alexi and alexisboyfriend
s house, who coincidentally ROCK, it was a blast... but its 4 am and im wasted and need sleepage.... soo g'f'n'nite.

ok call me a dork but i can't wait for Knight Rider season 1 to come out on dvd... but i especially can't wait for a SGB DVD to come out!

so i was really drunk last night and fell asleep watching Lola Rennt at like 4am and goddamn did i have some fucked up dreams. getting up for work at 8 was rough... but all in all i had a good time at the Lagoon despite the amount of white trash there.