I am going to see Nine Inch Nails here on halloween. I'm quite excited since a friend tells me they're quite good in concert.
In a delusional flash of optimism, I purchased two tickets, thinking that someone would miraculously appear to accompany me. Probably Jesus or Joseph Smith. Amazingly, neither have returned my calls, so I find myself alone and with an extra ticket.
Anyone want to go?
Hmm... maybe that's not a safe question. Who knows what kind of vagrants, miscreants, and loathsome ne'er-do-wells might be reading this.
So, let me rephrase: does anyone who is not creepy want to go? (If you have to ask whether you're creepy or not, then I'm afraid that you, my friend, are indeed creepy.)
Incidentally, this is not-at-all a plea of desperation and I am not in the slightest a pathetic loser. What a ridiculous idea! why would you even suggest that, you silly person? It just so happens that none of my many, many, actually existing friends are NIN fans, and I happen to be willing to sell the ticket for less than I paid.
In a delusional flash of optimism, I purchased two tickets, thinking that someone would miraculously appear to accompany me. Probably Jesus or Joseph Smith. Amazingly, neither have returned my calls, so I find myself alone and with an extra ticket.
Anyone want to go?
Hmm... maybe that's not a safe question. Who knows what kind of vagrants, miscreants, and loathsome ne'er-do-wells might be reading this.
So, let me rephrase: does anyone who is not creepy want to go? (If you have to ask whether you're creepy or not, then I'm afraid that you, my friend, are indeed creepy.)
Incidentally, this is not-at-all a plea of desperation and I am not in the slightest a pathetic loser. What a ridiculous idea! why would you even suggest that, you silly person? It just so happens that none of my many, many, actually existing friends are NIN fans, and I happen to be willing to sell the ticket for less than I paid.
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porphyria:
oh jesus, this post was mad in 2005, didnt notice that at first either...haha...
xsundanc3x:
XD thats too funny!