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I've landed safely, but I'm without cellphone for the next week. If you need me, you can reach me here.

I like where I've landed.
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kye:
Repressed?

So sleepy. Sleep tight. xx
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The Daily Telegraph is an inexhaustible source of terse frustration, and for this I am gratitude.

Schools are coming under pressure to provide lessons for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender students...



As opposed to what, exactly?

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linedrawing:
Hence my quotation marks around objective. I don't even like the word. I like particle physics when they basically give up on traditional notions of 'objectivity'... and the whole fact that it's rarely fact, but always 'theory', that guides them. I like it when people try to undermine humans' innately arrogant attitude to knowledge. surreal

Yeah, that discussion tested even my bizarro relativist strains. 'First do no harm', and 'second... don't be a prick.' Two underrated guiding principles? I don't have the rigour to do that sort of thing in dialogue - give me an essay format and a few weeks, and I can pull it together, but one on one I do tend to flip out of my delicate little head.

I'm writing an essay about Gonzo history, which is rather fun.

And who'd have thought that a modernist writer could be (bizarrely) misogynist? confused Waiting for Prostrate would perhaps not have taken off so well as a play.
morgan:
Okay, I just now saw the testimonial you left me. I heart you!!!
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This is one of those stories I should probably keep to myself. So listen up.

This morning, as I was walking to work, I was trying to figure out why my hands looked so funny. There was a confusing lack of glossy, and the colour was disconcerting. When I realized why, I was temporarily rendered speechless.

I feel the need to stress that, unlike most...
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cleverthings:
She don't gets no loveses. frown
cleverthings:
kiss
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Goodness me, that's a lot of errors. I have to either update my journal, or get my seppuku on. Do you have any idea how much an honorable katana costs?

I thought I'd list some of what I've decided to whimsically refer to as my more endearing quirks.

I am convinced that uncarpeted staircases hunger for my teeth. I can't walk down an uncarpeted staircase...
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neyrissa:
True, but when I say it's across the road, it's more across a big ringroad that's about 5 mins from my house, and in the industrial estate behind that. So perhaps not across the immediate road. None of them would have any reason to venture near my house...unless they wish to stalk me...ahem...so I'm not too worried...I think. *eep*
nocturnalist:
WoW, that's right.

Talking faster wouldn't help me. One of the most common reasons that I stumble over my words is that I'm mentally stepping back from what I'm saying and editing it. Sometimes I'll make three or four false starts into a sentence as I keep thinking of different ways to express something. If I spoke faster all that would happen would be I'd get even further into what I was saying before I had to reverse out of the sentence and come back into it, and that would make me even more annoying to listen to.

I'm told I have a pleasant speaking voice, which hopefully is useful in winning me a little grace on things like this.
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Please vote for me for SGAU Group Imperatrix.

Uphill, through the snow, both ways
I've been part of SG since the beginning. I first joined in Canada, back in 01, (I caught the zot, on account of being underage and stealing my parents card). I've been a member of SGAU since 04. I've seen the site grow, and change, and I've watched things that worked...
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ms_magdalena:
You know I'd vote for you if I could wink

punchdrunkblake:
Next hook up we need to try get some Mylanta margaritas happening. T'was lovely meeting you; I'm sure we shall catch up soon to ponder the decline of the human race. Also; the best non-alcoholic beverage in the pub.
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We regret to inform you that Channel Elichrusos is currently experiencing severe technical difficulties. Any supremely urgent communications to be addressed to our cellphone. We thank you for your patience and look forward to having our services running at their usual reticence.

Eventually.



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mat8drb:
*mashes keypad*
aaronsrod:
Talking about silicon baking trays, I have a small confession to make, I recently attended a Tupperware party, put on by one of the ladies in the townhouse complex I live in ( I was the only male in attendance and there were about 25 other women there, I felt like a shark in a koi pondblush but I just love my Tupperware dam it haha) and I was introduced to the joys and wonders (and supple pleasures) of silicon bake ware and of course some of it found its way into my kitchen.
Now I am not gay mind you (not that there's anything wrong with that) but oh dear me I do love to bake

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where talking one of Nana's frilly aprons, flour on the bench top, rolling pin in hand and a preheated oven type of baking here my dear

and my penchant for purchasing kitchen appliances is bordering on a obsession.
I love shiny kitchen gadgets just quietly.

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This turn: Puppies. Puppies are where it's at.
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panini:
english bulldog puppies are what win me over. they are so cute!!!!
char1es:
Oh, sorry...I don't have any recipes for puppies.
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D'you like bunnies?

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What? there was never anything here, no way no how.

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ironorchid:
Your mother is yea verily made of epic fail.
char1es:
Mmm yes...Stewed with bacon, pearl onions, mushrooms and red wine. You thicken the sauce by pouring the blood back into the pot just in the last few minutes of simmering.

Where the hell did i put my rifle? we're huntin' wabbits!!!
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Escalation

But afterwards, when she looked down, she couldn't help hut feel concerned. That was really quite a lot of hair.

Rest easy, kids. This one's a good thing.

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thistle:
I love change. I love changing my appearance. It makes me feel good in a way that is so powerful, it doesn't even matter if I look absurd for months.
rush:
Meh, no progress on that yet... I don't want to start it until I am sure I"ll be able to update it regularly.

How's you?
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Last week I achieved Nirvana; in the end it was as simple as a repetitive rhythm under a blasting sun. In the sweat and the heat I came to a perfect understanding, liberated from the demands of possessions, freed of stability, gifted with a voice that spoke clearly and readily and a heart that loved all freely. I was Dyke Jesus fucking the Magalena on...
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e1e:
now my wife has met you...we must hang next time biggrin
cleverthings:
Seriously, wtf?

In other news, hilarity over the weekend... plus, Suzanne Vega for the SUPER SUPER BRILLIANT WIN OF AWESOMENESS!!!!! smile smile

*hugs*