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Roses are red is a trite little trope
And people who praise it, a mite sycophantic.
St Valentine's hands were tied tight with a rope
And his head was cut off, which I think is romantic.
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morgan:
Let us kidnap Bones and love her.
thefuckoffkid:
Switzerland? I've been officially rendered neutral!
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fancypants dancypants numbat: Such fine days. How we laughed, well, I laughed, you, you polished. "One day," you'd say, lashing your teeth with varnish, "these will be the envy of every cathedral in Europe!"
elichrusos: And yet, no one would call be Basilica. I was heartbroken!
fancypants dancypants numbat: BROKEN IN THE HEART
elichrusos: A plight that was also fixed with varnish!
elichrusos: It was...
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figmentation:
for somereason I thought we already were? oh well.
Hello Friend!
morgan:
I am delighted that you know that song! I'm totes in love with it.

Plus someone I love put it on a mix for me, so....yeah smile
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Pupil One: Do you hear what we 'erd, right, there's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin.

Pupil two: Wossat then? A train?

Pupil three: She's not married or nuffink. But she's got this boyfriend Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. May lives with him in a crib down Nazaref. Well anyways, one day right Mary meets this bloke Gabriel right.

Pupil two:...
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papawheelie:
that was brilliant.
amyrtaeus:
Oooh, too late. I dyed it dark brown the night before last. Now it's "dark chocolate" with red highlights, it's actually quite a nice effect.

My natural hair colour is very dark, and I've bleached it a couple of times to dye it pink and turquoise but this time was a disaster! I really don't recommend it!
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You are about to begin reading Italo Calvino's new novel, If on a winter's night a traveler. Relax. Concentrate. Dispel every other thought. Let the world around you fade. Best to close the door; the TV is always on in the next room. Tell the others right away, "No, I don't want to watch TV!" Raise your voice--they won't hear you otherwise--"I'm reading! I don't...
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elichrusos:
You've evolved beyond eyebrows? I need to see!

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Eyebrow sacrifice is totally love. Or possibly a suicide analogue.

Probably love, though.

notoriouscat:
the male mantis sure doesn't have it easy. can you imagine if male humans had to perform an elaborate courtship dance to change a female's interest from eating to mating? that would have to be quite a dance.
i have to say, i really adore the concept 'i love you so much that now i am going to eat your head.'

i desperately want a mantis tattoo as the centerpiece of my two dragonfly tattoos on my chest, but i haven't been able to find a way to make one look flat and symmetrical.
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You are about to begin reading Italo Calvino's new novel, If on a winter's night a traveler. Relax. Concentrate. Dispel every other thought. Let the world around you fade. Best to close the door; the TV is always on in the next room. Tell the others right away, "No, I don't want to watch TV!" Raise your voice--they won't hear you otherwise--"I'm reading! I don't...
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freakpirate:
I seriously need to finish that book some time.

meatpieboy:
The boobs now are not as good as the boobs then.
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You must not forget how to to dream.
Please indulge in everything.
Entertain the thoughts you have the strength of those you yearn to be.
Though cheers and tribute may greet the saviours, still your reckless thoughts will survive.
Anachronistic and impulsive.

Did I tell you that I am anachronistic and impulsive?
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g_whiz:
Happy Halloween!
conjure:
Holy Moly!!

What the...

I did correct it five times, sure, but registering it? I smell imperfect coding.

Meanwhile, blog much?

xo
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You know those days where you just want to stay out till three in the morning dancing to terrible electronic music and make someone come in the lady's room?

Yeah. Pnau suggests that this is by far the best use of my time.

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If you "pick me!", I will stab you. Don't be mundane.

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kye:
Meet somewhere for dinner at 6:30pm.

Umm, I'm kinda new in town. Ideas?
linedrawing:
How did I totally not notice that I'm being obliquely referenced in your blurb?

If I could remember the context, I think I'd be flattered. I think.
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neyrissa:
It's been too long since I last checked your journal. I'm rubbish.
chris_sick:
And yet continues to basically dick me around on a daily basis while vomiting porn ads into my lap and concealing any actual useful information.

Are we using the same internet?
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I'm settled now, at least somewhat.

Plan: Stray Cat is positively dreary. I'd an overwhelming urge to run and find a significant Her and convince her to pop a collar around my neck, but I suspect that'd prove a selenic error. I had a significant Her picked out and everything.

Shame, think I'd look quite dashing with a collar.
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kye:
I can't sleep.

It's killing me. I need to sleep.
Argh.

I too think you would look dashing with a collar.

A pretty red one.
rudiecantfail:
Haven't seen you around in a while, hope you're doing OK smile
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And now I'm in the fourth city in four months.

Landed. On the ground. Safe, if frustrated. One hopes this is the last move for the year.
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phantasy:
That really sucks. Moving is so stressful! Are you somewhere where you have close friends?
kye:

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Thank you and I hope that Perth has everything you need until it is time to head over Canada-way!

This is short because you has a sitemail!



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C'est ton monde
Ces sont tes gens
Aujourd'hui tu pourrais penser qu' toi
Ou aider construire un lendemain pour tous.

I do not pray. But, if I did.
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missellie:
Oh darling, I know it's not much but hold on. Everything will improve and I am happy to listen to your whinging whenever you need (bottling does nobody any good).

Until I have time to write properly: all my love and kisses (they are are winging their way to you through the ether as we speak).