el_duderino2

we shall demand their respect...

-Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Until my lips bleed.

-Are you crushing on someone?
I WILL CRUSH YOU!!!!!!!>>> is really the best answer here.

-Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?
But of course.

-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
Totally. It'smy goal sometimes. I'm a fucking bitch.

-Are you happier single or in a relationship?
In a relationship. I'm never really single.

-Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes, I have.

-Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yes, I have.

-Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it?
No. I'm careful with that word.

-Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yes, I have.

-Have you ever broken somebody's heart?
Isn't that my whole deal? The tragic little gal who has been left by men more times than she can count... and all of them walk away hating themselves a little more.

-If you could go back in time and change some things, would you?
Nope.

-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
Again, kind of my deal. If you can't be mean to me... I don't understand you. Mocking=love.

-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
Eh. Yes... but mutually so. I'm no victim. I too can kick alot of ass.

-Have you dated someone older than you?
Indeed... biggest age gap was something like twenty years.

Younger?

I was 22, he was 17. Mostly we just fucked. Dating schmating.

-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
Yes.

-Do you believe in love at first sight?
Eh.

-Ever been given an engagement ring?
No. Damn it. I've been asked to marry, what, five times now? They never produce a ring... but I never really say, "No."

-Do you want to get married?
I do. Very much so. I want to have the whole shebang. I want the house and the husband and the caseroles and the PTA meetings. All of it.

-Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you?
Yes. i've mentioned this before, but once my mother told me I'd never be someone that one could date casually. You either marry me or you keep me as your mistress. I've been a mistress for far too long.

Ack! Spontaneous survey filling-out!

Fuck I'm supposed to kick this habit.

NOO!

yeah age really gets to you depending upon the context, really... I feel ancient when I'm around one group of friends who are all 18-21, but then another group of friends are all in their 30s, so suddenly I'm the kid!

I adored Melbourne. Wish I could have been there for a normal reason that would have allowed me to enjoy it to the fullest, but at the time I was religious and whatnot, and I was working for the church I was a part of back then (I won't say which, but you can probably guess based on my being from Utah and the fact I used to wear a suit every day)

yeah... i'd love to go back and actually experience the good stuff... closest I can was watching some the ANZAC day footy game at a pub.

Where out in country? I also lived out of the city (they moved me around a lot)... mostly western-ish vic and i spent about 5 months in tassie (they successfully removed the second head). But yeah, I lived in Bendigo and Seymour as far as non-melb VIC goes.

"Unco-ordinated Your Honour"

Kick ass

I do indeed. Music... mmm music.

I like music that moves me.

Hi

hi there new friend.

Welcome to the wonderful world of being friends with RAMH.

May God have mercy on your soul.

There are times I wished I enjoyed the food cheese as much as the word cheese. Alas it too much.

I'm sick. bah. You can call me Captain Phlegm, Lord of the Cough.