I need my TV back or else I'm going to obsess about being a jerk in previous relationships and drive myself insane thinking about how I'll screw up future relationships. Without Trapper, Hawkeye and BJ, I am a wreck. I can't sleep. I can't even smoke. I miss you so much 4077th. I will fix the EVF if you'll just come back to me!
Plastic...
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solaris:
not that i can think of...
mash is good.
mash is good.
This is my okcupid attempt at dating: http://okcupid.com/profile?u=heave
I think it's really going to work this time. This online dating thing. Definitely. What woman can resist a man who has his own communist robot army?
I think it's really going to work this time. This online dating thing. Definitely. What woman can resist a man who has his own communist robot army?
I wish the internet captivated me the way it did in 1995. Everything's become branded. Corporate. Mainstream. I remember spending the first few years at 14.4kbps looking for improvised munitions, general anarchy and guitar tabs. I had to type my connection string into WinSock. I made a better website than CNN. Warez was completely unregulated. The newsgroups actually held information. There were no pop-ups. No...
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twwly:
Thank you mister.
How have you been?
How have you been?
jovanka:
Were you in town for the festivites this weekend?
doctorskinny:
not actually pictures of poops
solaris:
i've often been tempted... unfortunately she's a barren dried-up old hag, so alas, she does not produce life-juice.
jovanka:
Which Metalfest thing??? Sounds cool!!
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malinko:
I remember going there years ago and was amazed.
videodrome:
heh, tweed 
i just drove by today on the greyhound from ottawa.
i just drove by today on the greyhound from ottawa.
NN2S and QC both go retarded for baristas. Like them I have a thing for those in the food service industry, but I get ridiculous crushes on East Side Mario's waitresses. Indian girl in Belleville and punk-rock girl in Whitby, let me whisk you away to my creepy farmhouse in the woods. We can flick baby mice at each other and ride bicycles carefully around...
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deanna:
hashahahah fucking tweed. thats awesome. east side mario waitresses are pretty hot though...
bettymaepage:
Speaking as a former barista, its not an uncommon attraction.
I was just growled at by a squirrel. A squirrel. Admittedly, I was chasing it around the house screaming, "I'm going to eat your soul you little shit bagging fuck ass!", waving a ski pole and occasionally swatting at it with my non-ski-poled, double gloved right hand, but that's no cause for a squirrel to growl at me.
I mean, it was in...
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northstar:
happy birthday!
hmm.. good luck with those squirrels...
hmm.. good luck with those squirrels...
lenox:
squirrils are strange strange creatures
Hearing how someone you cared about a long time ago keeps on fucking up really sucks. Still wanting, like a dumbass, to help her out and knowing it wouldn't do any good anyway sucks even more.
In good news, I think I'm in a band. Expect to see us on Loud and MuchOnDemand next year.
In good news, I think I'm in a band. Expect to see us on Loud and MuchOnDemand next year.
twwly:
Are you white blonde yet?
cureelise:
being in a band kicks ass , it does have some times when it doesn't , but let me know how is goes for u.
I just burned the shiat out of my mouse clicking fingers. FYI engines are hot. Exhausts are hot. The stuff near each are hot too, evem though they're not marked like everything else.
The nice thing about third degree burns is that the nerve endings get burned away. As long as gangrene doesn't set in, I'm A-OK.
This is an attempt to drum up sympathy...
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The nice thing about third degree burns is that the nerve endings get burned away. As long as gangrene doesn't set in, I'm A-OK.
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(now you're wondering: does she mean the boy or the bbq or both?)