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Just got a call from my old roommate and he told me he just found out that the phone bill for the last four years has accidentally been billed to his credit card after he moved out. Looking back at my records his story looks like it checks out. Going to call phone company tommorow, may have to come up with lots of $$ fast.
chris_sick:
Wow, that is no fun whatsoever.

So, I am returned. What I will do with my return remains to be seen.
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Regular readers will recall that I turned 30 a few weeks ago. And I was talking to a girl in a bar and I mentioned that it was recently my 33rd birthday. And she said "wow! you really don't look it. I mean, you don't have any wrinkles, and your hair - do you have to dye it?"
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chris_sick:
Almost a year to the month after his sudden disappearance strange and bewildering reports of Chris Sick sightings began appearing on Suicide Girls. Many claimed he simply sat in his bathrobe, cigarette ash on his filthy boxers, empty beer bottles surrounding him and the horrible remake of Miami Vice on his television...
asbo:
I turn 28 in a matter of days! Oh, the pain!
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I found an ipod on the street today as I was coming home. I should call apple to see if they can trace the owner by serial number, but if not it is mine! all mine!

On the other hand, the owner has such poor taste in music I am not sure he/she deserves this ipod.
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_sarah_:
I was gone. I just re-joined today. I wonder why my profile was active?
dannydmc:

Happy Birthday!

At least the little balloon next to your name says it must be your birthday. So, if its NOT, blame SG tongue
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I almost never watch football. In fact, I doubt I've ever seen more than half a dozen games from kickoff to final buzzer. But that superbowl was fantastic to watch.
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Ketchup makes everything taste better.

Including, strangely enough, ketchup itself.
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tatianadanielle:
I like to sound smart biggrin
paintedbat:
hahaha it would have been really funny if he had of said that.

I don't like ketchup on kraft dinner.
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As of Monday, I am now an uncle!

Interestingly enough, this marks the second straight generation in my family where every single person has the initials MM.
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tatianadanielle:
Yes, there was nudity tongue
dannydmc:

Hows it been going with you? Re-reading your journal, it reminds me that everyone in my family, except my sister, has the initials DM.

Me: Daniel D. McCollum
Dad: Daniel R. McCollum
Mum: Denise C. McCollum
Sister: Jen biggrin

No wonder the poor girl always feels left out smile
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OMG but the Leafs are sucking fierce. frown
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freakpirate:
Like I said... you aren't missing out.

Unless you're into some really weird shit.

dannydmc:

Thats why you leave on ON the lawn smile Trust me, they insulate the grass and act as good mulch come spring.

We ARE talking about raking; right? biggrin
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So now not only is my sistser pregnant but one of my friends as well. And although all the new parents are excited about the new arrivals and stuff, I suspect neither kid was actually planned.

Birth control is obviously failing, people!!!!
valcapone:
Ugh, seriously. If you're gonna run a co-op, it has to be a bit more organized than just being a room full of parts that anyone can have at. tongue

Ew. Birth control isn't 100% effective, apparently that's your proof.
valcapone:
Seriously. Well, he didn't need to be punched in the face, but he definitely needed some re-edjumacation.
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dholokov is currently reading harry potter and the deathly hallows. please leave a message and he will respond when he returns.
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dannydmc:

Never understood the Harry Potter thing, truth be told. I'm currently reading so much for Grad School that I've barely had time for any pleasure reading; although I HAVE managed to get into "Man and His Symbols" by Carl Jung
freakpirate:
Ha! Well done.

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I am going to be an uncle! Neato!
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paintedbat:
hey congrats!!!


and it's ok about the yelling, i just never noticed you were black
dannydmc:
Congratulations!

I'd like to be an Uncle, but it would mean my sister getting pregnant. In order for that to happens, well....its best not to follow that train of thought.

I want kids so bad someday though biggrin