Happy Holidays From the N3!

Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's Day (we here at the N3 are still staunch supporters of the Oxford Comma -- anyone who doesn't use it is a fucking communist) are widely considered a time of year for families to come together and be thankful to one another by eating obesity-inducing amounts of food and showering each other with useless...
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College Professor Finds Dating Advice Periodically Left on Desk

Oklahoma City, OK - A professor at Oklahoma University (OU) has recently received several flyers, from an anonymous party, about the dangers of dating men of various races. Trina Mitchell, a professor of fine arts specializing in earwax sculptures, has been a single woman for five years after a brutal break-up with her previous boyfriend, Todd Bartlett...
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Melded two of my favorite collectibles, Lego and Funko Pops, to make a small diorama of one of my favorite shows (Breaking Bad).

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elaena:
It's awesome, I love it!!!! 💗
pimenta:
Awesome!!!

An American Milestone: U.S. Elects First Orange President

Orange is the new Black on Capitol Hill as President Barack Obama will move aside for President-elect Donald J. Trump. In an historic election that baffled pundits, political analysts, and, well basically everyone out there, the Republican nominee destroyed Hillary Clinton once and for all. Every electoral vote cast for Trump fed his power in the...
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World Poised to Possibly Experience the Armageddon
It's the eve of Election Day and U.S. citizens both at home and abroad make last minute preparations to cast their ballot in what will undoubtedly be the most exciting - and possibly final - election in years to come. In the Blue Team's corner we have Hilary "Two-Face" Clinton who, despite having several scandals under her...
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School Systems to Implement Anti-Bully Programs; Pussies the Nation Over Breathe Sigh of Relief

With the recent suicides of two students less than a quarter year from one another, school systems both public and private are turning to security companies to combat bullying. On August 14th, a disgusting little fatbody from Staten Island named Daniel Fitzpatrick hung himself in his attic with a belt after...
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AMC Proves Only 29% of People Ready for Zombie Apocalypse
Warning: Contains spoilers for those of you living under bridges or in caves
Sunday night the American Movie Classics channel (AMC) aired its season 7 premiere of The Walking Dead, and proved to a majority of Americans that they are, in fact, a bunch of pussies. The much-anticipated episode, which pitted Team Negan against Team...
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jozsef:
Thank you for ridiculing this crap, old boy. Anyone still watching this formerly excellent show after the downward spiral of shoddy scripts last season is asking to be made a laughingstock. I think it truly crashed and burned in the egregious season ender with the cartoonish villain Negan so I'm not watching it because it is simply not the same show. Trash it with my blessing.

Trump May Have Secret Weapon, Untapped Voters

It comes as no surprise to many Americans that Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump's campaign has tapered off from a high powered call for the country to return to greatness, and into a circus-y donkey show in Tijuana. Trump still only slightly lags in the polls against frontrunner Hillary Clinton, but a recent rally held in Durango...
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Second Presidential Debate: Clinton Grabs Trump by the Pussy

October 10th marked the second presidential debate for the 2016 election, and a record number of grabbed pussies by a former US Senate member. Much like the previous debate, Democratic nominee Hillary Rodham Clinton seemed to keep her cool as her opponent, the orange-haired man-child Donald Trump babbled on incoherently, and often off-topic.


Trump's campaign...
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