I hate you science, you fat bastard
That's some sexy sexy kitten science
Don't ruin those girls, you bastards!
Ive been thinking a lot about fame the past couple of days. As a famous author I am well on my way to being famous, I mean consider this list of places I have been recognized by adoring public:
-In an elevator.
- On the street.
- In a mall.
Sure, its only happened three times total, but those...
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Ive been thinking a lot about fame the past couple of days. As a famous author I am well on my way to being famous, I mean consider this list of places I have been recognized by adoring public:
-In an elevator.
- On the street.
- In a mall.
Sure, its only happened three times total, but those...
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Vicious vicious criminal
If I ever go to jail I want it to be for something cool. like vagrancy!
Other vicious criminals: Whatcha in for?
Me, only with a cool gruff vicious criminal voice: Nothing! And I mean LITERALLY nothing, I'm in jail for doing nothing for so long they put me in here, I do my nothing hard, I nothing to the core. When...
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If I ever go to jail I want it to be for something cool. like vagrancy!
Other vicious criminals: Whatcha in for?
Me, only with a cool gruff vicious criminal voice: Nothing! And I mean LITERALLY nothing, I'm in jail for doing nothing for so long they put me in here, I do my nothing hard, I nothing to the core. When...
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You are so hot... now that you've been scienced!!!
Once again very important scientific information takes Dave to be finally pointed out.... life your game other science type people
Once again very important scientific information takes Dave to be finally pointed out.... life your game other science type people
More In The! (Everyone else already stole More Sex)
I like Sex in the City, it reminds me that if I was a far more attractive man I could be having sex with far less attractive women, and the more attractive I got the older the women would be! Yay.
Without these kinds of positive messages in the media I dont know how bad my...
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I like Sex in the City, it reminds me that if I was a far more attractive man I could be having sex with far less attractive women, and the more attractive I got the older the women would be! Yay.
Without these kinds of positive messages in the media I dont know how bad my...
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Really, really costly
Here is an exchange I just witnessed.
Frantic woman: Excuse me sir, I am really sorry to bother you, but I lost my wallet and I desperately need $5 so I can get home.
Naive looking man with welcoming grey beard and smile while pulling out cash: I dont have a five, only twenties sorry.
Woman: I wouldnt ask, but I am...
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Here is an exchange I just witnessed.
Frantic woman: Excuse me sir, I am really sorry to bother you, but I lost my wallet and I desperately need $5 so I can get home.
Naive looking man with welcoming grey beard and smile while pulling out cash: I dont have a five, only twenties sorry.
Woman: I wouldnt ask, but I am...
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thisisatest:
i'd be outraged b/c some woman that "lost" her wallet pulls out a ten dollar bill. from where? sounds like a con to me.
davidtieck:
Yep definitely definitely a con
Hey idiots - YOU'VE BEEN SCIENCED
A HUGE apology by me (and other capitalized words)
In my last blog I discussed the ongoing problem of violence around Sydney nightspots, and as part of that blog I was forced of course to discuss the people who are at fault for all this violence - the bouncers.
Well I have done some research, and from what I have now learned I have to...
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In my last blog I discussed the ongoing problem of violence around Sydney nightspots, and as part of that blog I was forced of course to discuss the people who are at fault for all this violence - the bouncers.
Well I have done some research, and from what I have now learned I have to...
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Unnecessary acts of violence
And now, for a change of pace, it is time for some hard-hitting journalism from Dave.
This past week in Sydney, as part of their only job requirement - keeping patrons safe and having fun, several bouncers at nightclub hot spot, The Ivy dragged a man into the basement and beat him near to death. Then when the cops showed up...
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And now, for a change of pace, it is time for some hard-hitting journalism from Dave.
This past week in Sydney, as part of their only job requirement - keeping patrons safe and having fun, several bouncers at nightclub hot spot, The Ivy dragged a man into the basement and beat him near to death. Then when the cops showed up...
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minks:
wtf.. I've never been to Sydney but I could never imagine it being like that. wow
davidtieck:
It sucks, one of the main reasons I need to live in the states, plus I love the states!
Everyone is talking about underpants
I am intrigued by Green Day, I never thought Id say that, last time Green Day intrigued me was during the Seinfeld finale, an episode I literally cried during, because I loved Seinfeld, it was often the weird bright mark in the dark hole that was my life during those years. Well they used time of your life or whatever...
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I am intrigued by Green Day, I never thought Id say that, last time Green Day intrigued me was during the Seinfeld finale, an episode I literally cried during, because I loved Seinfeld, it was often the weird bright mark in the dark hole that was my life during those years. Well they used time of your life or whatever...
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How stomach shrinkingly romantic
Yesterday, for the first time in a long history of gym attendance, I saw a mirage; the much talked about but always absent - beautiful girl working-out sans both boyfriend AND wedding ring! I know it sounds impossible doesnt it guys? But it really happened! (Then again it is just the gym in my building, it is a big building, yet...
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Yesterday, for the first time in a long history of gym attendance, I saw a mirage; the much talked about but always absent - beautiful girl working-out sans both boyfriend AND wedding ring! I know it sounds impossible doesnt it guys? But it really happened! (Then again it is just the gym in my building, it is a big building, yet...
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