And now signs that the bottom of your cannon may need a scrub

0

I know what your thinking, 'I own an awesome cannon, but how do I know if the bottom may need a scrub?'

Fear not, my fellow canon owners, by which I assume I mean all of you - here are some very simple signs that have the ability to signify to you that it is time to get down and scrub that beautiful cannon bottom...
Read More

An experiment of cleanliness in all it's extravagant excellence

1
I have made a decision, right now, to write a clean blog. A totally, completely, unquestionably clean blog. A blog completely absent of filth, controversial themes, naughty words, or even my usual favorite, downright psychotic imagery.
‘Why the fuck do you want to do that?’ I hear you ask.
And I must say, please don’t think swear words at me, I mean normally you can...
Read More

It's time

1

It's time for me to start posting some shit again, or re-start, or continue after a long break, like a starting again from a previous ending, which wasn't really an ending, meaning it's not really a start, but you know, hello everyone!

Point is, as the above line above can attest to, I need to just start damn blogging and tweeting and other shit again,...
Read More

Tuesday Apr 23, 2013

1
So my new book is out, its about all the most embarrassing things that have ever happened to me, and mental illness, lots of mental illness, and overcoming that stuff!!! Or making it worse, you know, it's a slippery slope...


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00AZK8VII/ref=cm_cr_mts_prod_img
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
hanke:
congrats boy! one of my dreams is to write a book!
davidtieck:
Thank you!!! And good luck Hanke, just write what inspires you and you'll do great smile

Wednesday Aug 08, 2012

0
A gift from me a new hair metal ballad

The other day I saw Aerosmith and Cheap Trick, and it was awesome. Yet a few things hit me up front.

- There are still actually people who will verbally complain at you if you stand up at a rock concert
- These people epitomize everything I hate in the world
- Except for cliff diving...
Read More

Friday Jul 27, 2012

0
Inside the mind of a crazy person


On the train - An insight into my mind

On way to the metro station I counted all of my coins, and prepared myself with the exact right change for the ticket machine before I arrived.

I had a pocket full of change but I had to count it just in case I wouldnt have enough change for...
Read More

Saturday Feb 18, 2012

1
And now in really simple riddles
What is the gender of the author of the following quote?

'Reece Witherspoon has only gotten more beautiful since having children'

a. A man
b. A woman
c. You are a sexist douche-bag for writing this blog
d. She never was beautiful, let alone now MORE beautiful
e. Chocolate and peanut butter should never make love
f. A transgender...
Read More

Friday Feb 17, 2012

0
Lesbians are beautiful
I had long hair for about six long years.

HAD long hair.

In the middle of the night, around a ten days ago, I was feeling inspired by a beautiful two month long insomnia bout, mixed together with watching lots of Californication while thinking 'I'm a writer too, if I had that haircut would I get all those women throwing themselves at...
Read More

Thursday Jan 19, 2012

0
Dear Expert
I'm glad I don't write a 'Dear Abby' advice column because then even the birthday song becomes a request for advice:

'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Dear Abby'
'Wait wait wait, seriously youre going to throw one of those at me now? Give me a break for fucks sake, how dare you try to make me work in...
Read More

Thursday Jan 05, 2012

0
Some very good advice
On how to.. Wait for the excitement.. Fix a fridge!

Cricket, for those who don't know, is an awesome game. In its best variety, known as test cricket, a match lasts for five days. Some of the awesome elements included in this sport during these five days are:
- Long periods where seemingly nothing happens
- Heavy drama that to many...
Read More
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
davidtieck:
Yay smile Thankyou. Maybe I'll find a lady while watching cricket!
kohana:
Happy Birthday XoX kiss

Monday Oct 17, 2011

0
The truth about what is about to come, fuck you rapture

Apparently some crazy religious coot has predicted the end of the world again this coming week, and while crazy old coots are rarely wrong I for one think that our impending death is only a small part of the upcoming week that we need to give serious thought about. And as a crazy young...
Read More
Load more