cubistic

i really dislike myself right now (read as: i fucking hate the person that i am right now and have no idea how or when i let myself become an asshole)...

i always want to help my friends, but it recently seems like when i try to help, i tend to do more harm than help... this is a fairly recent development that i i...
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You know what?... Probably not, so I'll fill you in.

First of all, I broke my hand quite badly (the x-ray is in my pics section) a few days ago, so i now have to wear a silly-looking splint in order to retain long-term use of my pinky.


Also, I'm all hating life and depressed and shit, so all zero (or so) people who read...
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So, went down to my standard Fourth tradition last night out on the rugby field, and was having a good time... Then, all of a sudden, a mortar shell flew accross the field and hit me in the face. Ow. Though, I guess I'm just lucky as hell, as it hit me right in the cheek bone, so if the shell had been just a...
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So, I suppose another update will be fun.

Work is still going pretty good, working on an academic paper to submit for publication, which is kind of nice. Also, the company is paying for a free week-long trip to Vegas for a machine-learning conference down there, which is pretty freakin' sweet, if I do say so myself.

Other than that, my life is lame and...
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Ugh... I had surgery last Saturday and have been mostly bed-ridden for the last week. It is not exactly the most desirable place to be, but it happanes I suppose.

At least they gave me a prescription for a whole bunch of oxycodone, right?

Ugh... Head hurts.

Anyways, I have been not so absolutely happy the last few days. Kind of a general crappitude that seems to rear its ugly head every now and then. But shit, I guess that's just life, huh?

(Isaac and I drunkenly watching "Jesus Christ Supercop")


Me: I love that it's a Nintendo 64.
Isaac: No, it's a Sega Genesis.
Me: No it's not.
Isaac: Oh, you're totally right. It is Nintendo 64.
Me: The Genesis totally had black cartridges.
Isaac: Well, some of them were grey. Steve Madden Football was grey.... Umm...
Me: You mean John McQueen football?
[both of us crack...
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So last night, I had quite the strange dream... I had one of those, dream within a dream things, where I kept on waking up in my dream, and things would happen, then (still in my dream of course), I'd go back to sleep. Quite the strange way to wake up in the morning, trying to figure out if you're actually awake.

I hate it when I get broke enough that I have to take bottles and cans back so that I have cash.

It sucks the major ass.

So, I must say, strippaoke is awesome. I tend to feel uncomfortable in strip clubs, and tend to be mostly indifferent about karaoke... Yet somehow, when strip clubs and karaoke come together, it is pure, wholesome American entertainment.

Oh, and people who don't know "Baby Got Back" shouldn't try to do it in a karaoke setting... Seriously. It's painful.

I really don't know that anyone will see this any time soon, but whatever... In case someone does,...

Anybody have advice for me as to how to flirt? It's a skill that seemingly continually eludes me, and that sucks.

Bueller? Bueller?