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Please take a moment to vote for me!

I have been nominated for best Bridal Makeup in the entire metroplex: Dallas, Fort Worth and beyond. In 2015 I made the Top 5, I would love to break the Top 3 this year!

Here is the link: http://dallas.cityvoter.com/makeup-by-karen/biz/694183

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Yesterday was my birthday! I am 34. I had a wonderful time at Dallas Fashion Week, where (for once!) I didn't have to work! It was pretty sweet to be a guest and not a Makeup Artist, so thank you Cadillac.

The worst part of my bday the last 15yrs has been waking up to 9/11. I think I have a weed hangover today. WTF?
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Here's a great article, since you decided to stop by:

If you are thin and feeling left out of body positivity, you are missing the point.

And by thin, I am of course referencing those with an average body type, who feel left out of the fat girls group.

Have a lovely week. You can find more on how being told you aren't fat is
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Stats on looks from strangers whist being fat in a monokini in public:

85% dirty looks from thin girls in bikinis as if I were 'on their territory' or some shit. You don't like it? Bite me.
15% shy, secret smiles from girls who aren't yet teenagers but dressed in pastel, floral swim skirts from Mervyns- there is hope for you yet, sisters. You are...
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Check it out- win free makeup, and I love Benefit! It's going fast so hurry :) https://www.talkable.com/x/kJVNJJ