Well... that was a fantastic birthday!
The only cards I got were from my parents and I didn't get any presents or a cake... but am I bothered? Nooooooooo, seriously, I'm not bothered at all... because I really had the best day ever!
It started in the early hours of Sunday morning with some sex... Mike's ill at the moment and I'm exhausted, but it was still good! My bits have recovered enough for it not to hurt anymore! And who can complain when they're being given orgasms left right and centre?
And then he kept me awake for hours, literally hours, by making me laugh hyserically about the weirdest things. I laughed so much that I couldn't sleep at all til about 10am and even then I only got a few hours.
So in the afternoon we had a nap... went to sleep listening to Billy Connolley stand-up shows which are fucking hilarious!
We woke up about 6.30pm and had some more sex...
Then Ian came round and we watched films and smoked some of the best weed I've ever had... seriously... it's good shit. My head was spaced for hours afterwards! And even better.... HE GAVE ME A WHOLE BUNCH AS A PRESENT!!!!!! Wooooooot!
And eventually we went to bed once Ian had gone... and I had some of the best sex I've ever had in my life!
Bondage chains, blindfolds and riding-crops make a girl VERY VERY VERY happy!!!!!
BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
Thanks for all the birthday messages!!!!
The only cards I got were from my parents and I didn't get any presents or a cake... but am I bothered? Nooooooooo, seriously, I'm not bothered at all... because I really had the best day ever!
It started in the early hours of Sunday morning with some sex... Mike's ill at the moment and I'm exhausted, but it was still good! My bits have recovered enough for it not to hurt anymore! And who can complain when they're being given orgasms left right and centre?
And then he kept me awake for hours, literally hours, by making me laugh hyserically about the weirdest things. I laughed so much that I couldn't sleep at all til about 10am and even then I only got a few hours.
So in the afternoon we had a nap... went to sleep listening to Billy Connolley stand-up shows which are fucking hilarious!
We woke up about 6.30pm and had some more sex...
Then Ian came round and we watched films and smoked some of the best weed I've ever had... seriously... it's good shit. My head was spaced for hours afterwards! And even better.... HE GAVE ME A WHOLE BUNCH AS A PRESENT!!!!!! Wooooooot!
And eventually we went to bed once Ian had gone... and I had some of the best sex I've ever had in my life!
Bondage chains, blindfolds and riding-crops make a girl VERY VERY VERY happy!!!!!
BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
Thanks for all the birthday messages!!!!
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and what lovely presents
sorry but if you commented on me lately i'm not looking at it right now cause i've been sick and busy so i've been restricting the number of comments i make a day to one or two and not catching up with people cause i want to take my time wth that but then i realized you're going away!!!
feel free to email me once you go grey though cause i'll miss you honey
here's a cake for you...any flavour you want and just in time for Halloween