"I wish I could play little league now. I bet I could kick some ass."
"I like rice. Rice is great if your hungry and want 2000 of something."
Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005
So, my life has been pretty uneventful these past few days. Work, eat, sleep, repeat. That's it.
I did, however, get to eat lunch with an old friend of mine the other day....
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"I like rice. Rice is great if your hungry and want 2000 of something."
Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005
So, my life has been pretty uneventful these past few days. Work, eat, sleep, repeat. That's it.
I did, however, get to eat lunch with an old friend of mine the other day....
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"If you drink ODouls, youre not drinking. But if you drink 20 ODouls in a half hour, youre a fuckin non-alcoholic."
"Some people think that a drug dog is cool. Not me. I think he's a tattle-tale."
Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005
Various Thoughts Running Through My Head...
Just watched King of Comedy, with Robert DeNiro. Man, that's a fucked up flick. It was so tense and...
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"Some people think that a drug dog is cool. Not me. I think he's a tattle-tale."
Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005
Various Thoughts Running Through My Head...
Just watched King of Comedy, with Robert DeNiro. Man, that's a fucked up flick. It was so tense and...
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il_brutto:
good weed, hot chick, DeNiro. Sounds like a good day.
neakylikeaninja:
Fuck Kroger. Someone as cool as you shouldn't have to struggle to make ends meet.
I'm not going to be so broke for long, I usually make pretty decent tips, and the past couple days at work they let me take tables and I've been cleaning up. Walked away today with forty bucks, and never had more than two tables at a time. I was only serving from noon to four, too. So, pretty cool. I aughta do pretty good.
"So, I wrote this really long update in my journal. It was basically my defense for the last two star wars movies, cause I just rewatched them and felt the need to put my views against the neigh sayers (sp?). But my computer froze just when I hit the update key. Yeah, I was pissed off."
First off..."neigh sayers", I'm soooo using that from now on
I'm a horse freak, and that's just an awesome spelling. Did you watch Friends? Joey on friends once said "It's a Moo point." instead of moot point. Someone corrected him, and he said "No, Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter." So now I say it all the time
Second, OMG doesn't it suck when the computer chooses to freeze???? It's ALWAYS after you've written out something really long, and you didn't have it saved. Stupid computers...
Yeah, my b/f is super excited about the new Star Wars movie. I guarantee we will see it as soon as it comes out. I'm enjoying the books now, I'm working on my second. Do you read any of the books, or just like the movies? I don't actually think I've sat through all the movies... oops...
"People kept returning them cause they weren't cooked enough. "
Well, duh, no one likes an undercooked fried fetus.
And, holy shit... fucked up dreams!!! We could write movies based on our dreams. I thought mine were fucked up. Man, I wish you could've seen the werewolves that were in my dreams. SO much better than any movie monster I've ever seen. It was completely horrible and awesomely scarey. Good times...
"Anyway, so, I'll be catching the next flight to where ever you live (somewhere around Va. Beach, right?"
Damn right And you have to come eat at Olive Garden.
kiss
~Heather~
I'm not going to be so broke for long, I usually make pretty decent tips, and the past couple days at work they let me take tables and I've been cleaning up. Walked away today with forty bucks, and never had more than two tables at a time. I was only serving from noon to four, too. So, pretty cool. I aughta do pretty good.
"So, I wrote this really long update in my journal. It was basically my defense for the last two star wars movies, cause I just rewatched them and felt the need to put my views against the neigh sayers (sp?). But my computer froze just when I hit the update key. Yeah, I was pissed off."
First off..."neigh sayers", I'm soooo using that from now on
I'm a horse freak, and that's just an awesome spelling. Did you watch Friends? Joey on friends once said "It's a Moo point." instead of moot point. Someone corrected him, and he said "No, Moo Point. It's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter." So now I say it all the time
Second, OMG doesn't it suck when the computer chooses to freeze???? It's ALWAYS after you've written out something really long, and you didn't have it saved. Stupid computers...
Yeah, my b/f is super excited about the new Star Wars movie. I guarantee we will see it as soon as it comes out. I'm enjoying the books now, I'm working on my second. Do you read any of the books, or just like the movies? I don't actually think I've sat through all the movies... oops...
"People kept returning them cause they weren't cooked enough. "
Well, duh, no one likes an undercooked fried fetus.
And, holy shit... fucked up dreams!!! We could write movies based on our dreams. I thought mine were fucked up. Man, I wish you could've seen the werewolves that were in my dreams. SO much better than any movie monster I've ever seen. It was completely horrible and awesomely scarey. Good times...
"Anyway, so, I'll be catching the next flight to where ever you live (somewhere around Va. Beach, right?"
Damn right
And you have to come eat at Olive Garden.
kiss
~Heather~
"The thing about tennis is: no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless."
"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005
Wow, it's a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the sky is blue. And the neighbor kids are screaming "Faggot!" at the top of...
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"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs."
Mitch Hedberg 1968-2005
Wow, it's a beautiful day. The sun is shining, the sky is blue. And the neighbor kids are screaming "Faggot!" at the top of...
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devil_bitch:
Def Leppard is touring wtih fucking Bryan Adams. What has the world come to my friend? It's a sad sad day for Rock and Roll.
I know what you mean about neighbors and fucking kids. I hate my neighbors and the goddamn kids that live next door are just out walking the streets at 4 AM and playing fucking basketball. I wanna bitch slap them and their parents.
Thanks for offering me the cash. IT was nice of ya!!
I know what you mean about neighbors and fucking kids. I hate my neighbors and the goddamn kids that live next door are just out walking the streets at 4 AM and playing fucking basketball. I wanna bitch slap them and their parents.
Thanks for offering me the cash. IT was nice of ya!!
nexus:
Hello Nutbunny!!
I had been deprived of that movie until recently... it made me cry, but in one of those really good chick-flick type of ways, haha.
I would imagine it woule be a little more... interesting... while tripping, haha. Especially in public.
Huggbees!!
I had been deprived of that movie until recently... it made me cry, but in one of those really good chick-flick type of ways, haha.
I would imagine it woule be a little more... interesting... while tripping, haha. Especially in public.
Huggbees!!
"As a comedian you have to start the show strong and end the show strong. Those are the two key elements. You can't be like pancakes, all exciting at first but then by the end you're fuckin' sick of 'em."
"If you had a friend who was a tight rope walker and you were walking down the sidewalk with him and he fell, that would...
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"If you had a friend who was a tight rope walker and you were walking down the sidewalk with him and he fell, that would...
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dollbabyamy:
I'm a fan of crime novels ...so I'll have to check out your suggestion. 
I was thinking about checking out the Sin City books...I can't bring myself to use the "GN" connotation, because it sounds idiotic...especially since I've seen the movie. I want to see how the movie compares.
I was thinking about checking out the Sin City books...I can't bring myself to use the "GN" connotation, because it sounds idiotic...especially since I've seen the movie. I want to see how the movie compares.
thejosh:
I was a Mitch Hedberg fan too, it sucks to see him gone.
"Last week I went over to a friend's house to help him stay put. It's alot easier than helping him move. You just go over there and make sure he doesn't start to load shit onto a truck."
RIP Mitch Hedberg
He will be missed.
PS
This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated -MH
RIP Mitch Hedberg
He will be missed.
PS
This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated -MH
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il_brutto:
How did Mitch die exactly?
Why is it that NY and LA get all the good flicks first? Because this is where they are made. Also because we're fucking LA and NY! Next question.
Why is it that NY and LA get all the good flicks first? Because this is where they are made. Also because we're fucking LA and NY! Next question.
neakylikeaninja:
Aw, I feel special
So, this is my first journal entry. Technically, if you don't count the "I'm new here, blah blah blah" one.
Hopefully someone will read it. Aside from myself.
First off, let me tell you a little about myself. I live in a small city about halfway between Dayton and Cincinnati. Ultraconservative, pro-Bush town.
I work as a convenience store manager (or as we in the...
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Hopefully someone will read it. Aside from myself.
First off, let me tell you a little about myself. I live in a small city about halfway between Dayton and Cincinnati. Ultraconservative, pro-Bush town.
I work as a convenience store manager (or as we in the... Read More
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devil_bitch:
Hey you're hot. Let's hook up. HA!! Isn't it great how people appear to be so honest here. I know I am pretty damn honest but who ever really knows who is telling the truth and not.
Ahh yes I see you like Otis. Good choice. I am an Al Green girl myself.
Ahh yes I see you like Otis. Good choice. I am an Al Green girl myself.
alyk:
yay alcoholism! be out and proud lovey... 
So, I'm new here and just wanted to say Hi! to anyone who may be visiting my page. I was a member a few years ago, but I never set up a profile for myself. Anyway, I'm back, for anyone who cares.
Chocolate Jesus
Oh, and by the way, I'll start doing this journal thing when I actually think someone is reading it.
Chocolate Jesus
Oh, and by the way, I'll start doing this journal thing when I actually think someone is reading it.
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takesatraintocry:
good song, good song. the world needs more tom waits.
darklis:
Get on the dashboard of my car.
Get on the dashboard of my car.
My night wasn't much better. It's four am, I should be sleeping, but can't, and we went out to dinner tonight and had the creepiest waiter EVER!!!! God, he was scarey, and rude, and if the food wasn't so freaking awesome (it was soooo good!!!) I wouldn't ever go back.
So, nyerk.