Have you heard of the term "volunteer vegetable"? Usually it's specific. Such as "Volunteer tomato" or "Volunteer Squash" or whatever. It means an item that you didn't plant this season, but which is growing nonetheless. I assume this is usually because you had planted that critter in the previous season or whatever it is you do with such things.
I want to help with this process. I'd like to sneak down into people's gardens late at night and plant something wildly inappropriate in their gardens.
Cabbage amongst the Ezalias. Redwood Trees in the pumpkin patch. That sort of thing.
"Oh look dear, the potatoes are sprouting early. What the $@# is that?" would be music to my ears.
I want to help with this process. I'd like to sneak down into people's gardens late at night and plant something wildly inappropriate in their gardens.
Cabbage amongst the Ezalias. Redwood Trees in the pumpkin patch. That sort of thing.
"Oh look dear, the potatoes are sprouting early. What the $@# is that?" would be music to my ears.