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Augh! You wilfully stupid, arrogant, patronising, power crazed slug!
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greyback:
LOL
kurotenmei:
I just saw a picture of you wearing a corset (with little else wink) and decided I'd show you my appreciation... x
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I HAVE A DOMME SIDE!

She hands me flowers as I open the door. I am taken aback by this gesture as I am not used to such effusions of kindness. She is bashful and I am so happy to see her and welcome her in. We kiss hello, both nervous and excited.

I run her a bath. I have been looking forward to bathing...
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We lie kissing, just kissing in the warmth of our bed for a while, not noticing or caring about our stale morning mouths. Softly entangled in each other, lazily loving. Knowing we have to get up for work soon makes the haste all the more sweet.

His hands travel over me, settling between my legs, finding the spot he knows so well. He is so...
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forcefield:
Love it! x
budenadaisy:
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ORGASM CONTROL

Orgasm Control. In a relationship the first thing I want to do is relinquish control of my own sexual pleasure. The only sexual pleasure I want is that which he permits me to have. I don't want to cum unless I am cumming for him. To cum for myself and solely for my own enjoyment really doesnt mean much to me and just...
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This is the song I'd most like to make love to. It's not a song for fucking to.
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Oh god, my cat is monster. This morning he had a big drink of water then came through here, stood atop my new chest of drawers and projectile vomited water spectacularly. I've never seen anything like it, it was an angry fountain of barf. It was on the chest of drawers, IN the chest of drawer even though the drawers were shut and soggy bits...
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memorandom:
*fap, fap, fap*

tongue
memorandom:
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I'm off to bed to read. I'm working my way through The Crimson Petal and the White by Michel Faber. It's very slow and yet to get good. I never give up on books once I've started them though.

What are you reading?
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memorandom:
yeah, i've had a lot of those lately, couple of weeks ago when i was going through my anxious spelll - just really awful. death, dismemberment, end of the world stuff, people breaking into my flat and stabbing me. . . . hence ending up on sleeping pillls, really frown

you should write a new journal you know. anotehr one full of random pictures, even, if you dont feel like writing smile
memorandom:
awwww, puffin butt secks! smile

. . . happy?

confused

(i loved it, i just was a bit busy being shat on by crazy women to comment. . . y'know?)
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Some WTF porn

youporn
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memorandom:
you know, when you're at a point of getting on trains and maybe getting to, say, dundee, we should totally meet up for the day smile
joxster9:
Thanks for the card and sentiment smile
I'm feeling much better today, just a little more spaced out than usual.
Hope you're good.
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I've got a craving for lasagne that just wont quit.
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memorandom:
did you watch 'desperate romantics' by the way?
memorandom:
yeah, i said i wasnt going to, but it was really good - you'll like it. and there are hot redheaded ladies aplenty in it love

. . . never thought i'd ever see william holman hunt getting a blowjob, though. . . so it's a bit surreal for an artsy fartsy type like me surreal
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joxster9:
Well, barre chords are hard to do for a long time.
Like I said, there are lots of songs for G C D A and E.
You could get a smaller guitar if it's a real trouble, though I know it's not the same.
memorandom:
oh dear. so it wasn't a friendship made in heaven with whatshisname? tongue

*titter*