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One of my friends shares mostly the same interest as I do only he has an equal opposite position on everything. Because of this we have some of the best, insane, or dorky conversations. This particular conversation is a true testament to how dorky it can be. The scenario is: If we were Super Saiyan Sith, how could we fuck with super heroes and other...
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My weight loss has halted at 245 because I have been incapacitated and thus unable to exercise due to my sprain fucking ankle. So I have moved to phase 2 of diet for the time being. Phase 1 had worked well and I saw many benefits of it so as soon as I can exercise again I will re-commence Phase 1 and continue to bare...
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So today is day 14 and I am physically unable to weigh myself. The first thing that happened when I got home, AFTER camping, is sprain my fucking ankle. So obviously I'm really pissed but not because my foot is in constant pain, but because I have to sit here all day and can't fucking do anything So I last weighed myself 2 days ago...
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Diet is going well, however, I am spending the weekend camping in the Poconos. It's gonna be tough not eating when there are burgers and hotdogs and all kinds of greasy goodness around, but I am determined to have fun regardless of my eating habits. This vacation has been a long time coming and very much needed.

Day 7 of my new "diet":

The first few days my weight fluctuated between 270 and 265 but now my weight is consistently going down. As of this morning I wight 257! In addition to this diet I am exercising regularly, doing some crunches in the morning and some vigorous skating for cardio. As soon as i clear out all the wasps in the outside...
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Dietary Update: The last diet I tried crashed and burned. Apparently I don't have the discipline to follow a tolerable diet so I have adopted a much more extreme (but still healthy) one. When I was on the Atkins diet several years ago I stuck to it hardcore; I don't know why but I do much better staying on diets that are far more restrictive...
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One thing I hate about movie characters these days is how fucking humble they make the main character out to be, especially with superhero movies. They get all these powers and the only thing they do is bitch and moan about it and say dumb shit like "I'm not worthy". Not only does it make the movie lame, it's also completely unrelatable for us as...
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Did a little fishing today. This message was recorded by my arms just before they died: "AAAHHHH!!! THE FUCKING SUN!! AAAAAAAHHH!!

I fasted for a couple days, no particular reason really, but it taught me something about myself (wouldn't you like to know). I am officially dieting now, just a few loose ends to tie up before it can work the way I want. I also solidified an exercise routine that I have put off for ...years (2 millennia to be exact), and will start tomorrow....
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Just had a long and hard (albeit drunken) talk with my father. And although i have some hope for the future I still feel that my heed has been completely ignored...as per usual. In other new I have recently become addicted of the song ;bullet with butterfly wings by smashing pumpkins which I think is a good representation on what I think the world has...
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Everyone has their little quirks, one of mine is that I eat shredded cheese right outta the bag while my dog eats whatever I drop. My brother in law thinks I'm weird. What do you think, what are your quirks?

My best friend just left for Texas, never to be seen again...ass. I think I'm going to put an ad in the paper. "Best Friend position available, benefits included!...(quid pro quo). Must have good references and a likeable personality."