blackheart42

it's amazing. I've got almost the whole crew I work with acting like a character they never even heard of till yesterday. For some reason I started talking like Pappa Lazarou, now all but 2 on nights at work are doing it. It's funny when we page anyone, cause everyone's Dave. Somehow we figure out what's going on though. Daytime thinks we're crazy though.

*pokes head out of hole in the ground*
Is it safe? Christmas is over right? Oh shit still the hiloday season.
*crawls back into hole putting out sign, "Do not disturb till holiday bullshit ends."*

I work with too many kids. They couldn't name movie quotes for shit. And some of them were REAL easy ones. Classics everyone in their right mind should have seen. They ranged from the easy, "Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?" To the really cool, "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes,...
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Fick off cup!

I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass.
And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Ahh can't you feel it. The holiday season is upon us. The griping, the complaining, bitching about every little thing that we fucked up in the past year. I love it. What's supposed to be the happiest time of the year is the most depressing time for more than half the population.
Reminds me of a song by Fear

Don't dispair,
Just because it's Christmas....
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Just got invited to a concert that's supposed to be going on in Charlotte in December. Going to be CKY, Clutch, Him, The Bloodhound Gang, and another one I can't remember. The guy telling me about it can't remember exactly when though, but I'll be going free, with backstage passes. It's damn good to know people on the inside who can get me free shit.

It is almost time. I must remain completly calm. I can do it I know I can... Oh fuck it. HALLOWEEN IS ALMOST HERE!!!! (insert sound of squeeling little girl here)

Ahhh. Just got a piece for my Halloween costume that I've actually wanted since I was about 8 or so. A cricket bat. Now I don't know shit about cricket, read about it once, my head hurt. But when I saw the bat I HAD to have one. Don't remember which of two places I first saw one though. Either from This is Spinal Tap,...
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