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mrcrisp:
so how'd it go?
mrcrisp:
la perfection.

i suppose your anxiety regarding inexperience proved unnecessary?
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johnclement:
So far just New York Law School. I'm also applying to Cardozo, Fordham, and Brooklyn in NY, American in DC, Baltimore Law School, DePaul, and one SF school.
I'd like to do something entertainment related, most likely music contracts, though I haven't ruled out politics.

Coming out of school I wanted to teach film, but I didn't have any luck getting into grad school. When I focused on law, I decided I'd like to still do something in the entertainment field. Living in DC has drawn me into politics, though (not running for office, but working as counsel).

I'm a huge comic fan, DC Vertigo/superhero as well as more Love and Rockets and Daniel Clowes type stuff. When you have more produced you should consider making it available; I know I'd be interested.

"Natural Bohemian" would definitely change things. I may start seeing the Baltimore Union guys in a different light. biggrin
wildswan:
Uhm. What did you say? I couldn't hear you 'cause you look too awesome!
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mrcrisp:
shocked i might have to get my hands on a copy of that! i've wanted to see "the meaning of life" for so long now.

right now i'm perfectly content with being bored as an alternative to being in relationship mode. i don't really think i'd have the energy to really go through with it, nor, given past experiences, do i really think i'd be all that interested in trying. but man, i want to do something, you know? i think i should at least concern myself with the basics of being social before jumping into something like that.
wildswan:
Tomorrow, be-elzebabe!
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My mom accidentally moved to Afghanistan for three years. And by accidentally, I mean, she didn't entirely mean to become a full time resident. Other major life events happen by accident all the time. People get pregnant. People get addicted to drugs. People fall in love when the timing's not right. So there it is.

My mom's mom was in the hospital this weekend for...
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bb:
I posted kitchen pics.
mrcrisp:
shocked

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Pronunciation Lessons and a Call for Regional Theme Songs

i) Oregon is not Ore-gone. It's Ore-gen. Like Washing-ten.

ii) Likewise, Spokane is not Spo-cane, as in Cain smote Able, it's Spo-kan rhymes with Cannes, like the film festival.

As in, "Spokane, You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night.
Spokane,...
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mrcrisp:
i can't believe i did it either.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
but then i seem to remember seeing somebody's boobs elsewhere on the boards, so, you know, pot calling the kettle black and such.




as for home town theme song, i've lived in so many places that i might as well settle with talking heads' "cities."

now what's had you so busy the past couple of days?

mrcrisp:
and why'd you look anyways? can't a brother get any privacy on the internet anymore?
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Friday: Wake up at ass crack of dawn, get in imagoldfish's car, stop every 20 minutes or so for photobooth hilariity, krispy kreme donuts, dirty chai, cheesey fries, etc. Finally make it to Iowa at around 4 pm. Get left in hotel room by my lonesome with bottle of Jameson and cable television. Watch reality TV. Drink 1/8 bottle of Jameson. Take long contemplative...
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imagoldfish:
I can't believe that you had never heard of MY FAVORITE GODDAMN KIND OF PIE.
puddincat:
Awesome weekend- you sound like the kind of chicks I need to be chillin' with!!!
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wildswan:
That bike is the shit! But how does one dismount?
necia:
How fuckin' weird!

Can you friend request me, when you look at my page?

*sigh*

SG, why you so strange? confused
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Look out, world. Photoshop is coming to this computer soon, which means my mini-comic will be e-published in (semi) regular installments and coming to a website near you.

The running title is, "If I had the sack." All the stories that could have been, but never were. i.e.:
i)Co-worker at my two week "Sticker-Bitch" stint starts his pick up line with, "I'm married, but..." I...
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wildswan:
Girl, all that smart talk is overrated in certain situations. I used to have a pump sprayer filled with ice and water to do stealth attacks on f*cks on the street. Shooting a cold blast of water in the ear of some shit and watching the stunned "where in the fuck did that come from" look on their face is priceless.
mrcrisp:
aside from it being a complete bullshit holiday, i enjoy the opportunity to pretend i have the day off. because, let's face it, only banks and government offices close on colombus day.

but today doesn't exactly "suck." it was just overwhelmingly awkward this morning.

so what's in store for me tomorrow?
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Wisconsin Lists

What We Consumed (in chronological order)

1 large Medici Pizza
2 dozen Dunken Donuts
3/4 bottle of Ezra Brooks bourbon
2 pesto and pine nut fritatas (w/sides of hash and bacon)
1 enormous pot of corn and butter soup
1 pot of wild rice and butter soup
1/2 pot of hominee (sp) stew
2 six packs of Wisconsin micro-brew
1 deep fried turkey...
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llouys:
you're abandoning your public.
emotedcreations:
I certainly would not call THAT a paper by anymeans. Just some sort of odd aggregate of shit that has been bugging me lately. I'm confused, did I say I was writing a paper?
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Secret freek disguised as young professional seeks
sexy young punk rock boy for late night drinks and
naughty romps at my kitchen table. Must be willing
to swig tequila straight from bottle. Reply in person.

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We met walking west on Chicago. He was in town from St. Louis for a show. "Rancid. Have you heard of them?"
It would have been funnier if I'd...
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undershaker:
No hard feelings, I hope. As well, what part of the state? I'm thinking Bristol, for its Ren Fair, or Madison, as it has the flagship u. and the attendant party-scene. But, really, it could be anywhere.

I know that Door County is a popular "weekending" destination.

__lex__:
Fall really is the best smelling season.....it usually gets best when the leaves have started to fall on the ground and you get that *crunch* *crunch* sound when you're walking in the woods.