avanttard

why wasnt i invited. sure i wouldnt have been able to attend but so what! i could have sent a dead gopher in my place

Cool pixs. You look like Peter Lorre in the film "M eine Stadt sucht ihren Moerder".

"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade!"

Bastards. They can die.

I don't know what happened or whats happening and how much involves what people. I only hope you do whatever you think is best for you. Just remember I have to live with the consequences.

"when life hands you lemons, eat the peel as a source of fiber"

I reccomend the borrowing or perhapse outright theft of their nostrils for the purpose of creating a necklace

well, there's also:

colon, love, colon
colon, kiss, colon
colon, oink, colon
colon, bok, colon
colon, miao, colon
colon, skull, colon
colon, surreal, colon
colon, skull, colon
colon, robot, colon
colon, puke, colon
colon, blackeyed, colon
colon, confused, colon
colon, mad, colon

and my favorite:
colon, whatever, colon

i think you should record a solo acousitc album, and call it either 'smilies' or 'colon,' with each song title coming from the list above.

whaddya think?

Hey where are you? LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM ey? The book or the movie?
You're probably sweet on that fopish hugh grant character huh?

did i fall asleep while i was on the phone with you?
if so, i'm sorry! it started ringing some time in the morning, and i was so dead i barely noticed, and anoria turned the phone off. craziness. drugs are bad.
...*considers taking more drugs*

Nightmares are good, actually. I get all sorts of stories and other nefarious artwork out of them.

So did you beat the rap...or did the man drag you down? Inquiring minds want to know.

No shit - there's private entries now so get to it Tardboy!

VOGUEVOGUEVOGUEVOGUE

THE RETURN OF SCHLITZIE!!!

everything else that twins do??are you leaving something out? haha. very amusing story.

where does one go to drink in the city of destiny these days?

I actually saw Eve (and I'm guessing you were the guy standing with her) when I was leaving, but I didn't think it would be very tactful to be like, "Hey, I've seen you on a porn site!" And I'm shy and don't talk to people I don't know.

How was ReAnimator? I really wanted to see it, but we were both so tired, and are big pansies about missing out on sleep.

Sorry
See Eve's journal. Or don't, your call.

I will leave off word here. You can pass this on to my countless fans...
I am going away for the weekend so you likely shan't find me till sunday night.
If you are online after 4am eastern you might catch me tonight... but it is downhill after that.
Meh. Like you or anyone else cares....

Because TV sucks now, Rik. Duh.

SWM, Hung, looking for good times with no obligations. Flunkies and sycophants welcome. I am sick of getting my own beer! I need someone who will tolerate my goofy hats and will laugh at all of my jokes. I have surplus medical equipment and am willing to share. Canadians and prospective mothers need not apply (unless you are willing to sell the kid on ebay and split the profits.)

Hmm, I don't think so? and um, My clone sleeps alone.
I guess we won't in the future either unless you know what I just referenced. if you do (without cheating of course) I really will put Wyatt Riot (the son) up on EBay and send for you at once and we will sell everything except our photo stuff and a few other odd assortment of props we will need and venture across the lands causing destruction and mayhem in a wild drunken fit of passion and anger and confusion.

(oh man, that sounds super but I really hope you don't know it. I am really attached to the little monkey)