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ON MY WAY HOME THIS AFTERNOON, SOMEWHERE ON THE FUCKIN FDR DRIVE, I FINALLY DECIDED THAT I EITHER BETTER STOP DRIVING, OR GET SOME HELP FOR MY ROAD RAGE. BECAUSE I SWEAR BEFORE GOD, I THINK I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN A100 MILE RADIUS THAT CAN DRIVE! (NO LIE) I WAS DRIVING ALONG & THS BITCH DRIVING A GOLDISH TOYOTA COROLLA NEW YORK PLATES 677TDG........THROWS...
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ativan101:
I reminisce for a spell, or shall I say think back
22 years ago to keep it on track
The birth of a child on the 8th of October
A toast but my granddaddy came sober
Countin all the fingers and the toes
Now I suppose, you hope the little black boy grows, huh
18 years younger than my mama
But I really got beatings cause the girl loved drama
In single parenthood there I stood
By the time she was 21, had another one
This one's a girl, let's name her Pam
Same father as the first but you don't give a damn
Irresponsible, plain not thinking
Papa said chill but the brother keep winking
Still he won't down you or tear out your hide
On your side while the baby maker slide
But mama got wise to the game
The youngest of five kids, hon here it is
After 10 years without no spouse
Momma's gettin married in the house
Listen, positive over negative for the women and master
Mother Queen's risin a chapter
Deja vu, tell you what I'm gonna do
When they reminisce over you, my God

I reminisce so you never forget this
The days of wayback, so many bear witness the fitness
Take the first letter out of each word in this joint
Listen close as I prove my point
T to the R-uh-O-Y, how did you and I meet?
In front of Big Lou's, fighting in the street
But only you saw what took many time to see
I dedicate this to you for believing in me
Rain or shine, yes in any weather
My grandmom Pam holds the family together
My Uncle Doc's the greatest better yet the latest
If we're talking about a car, Uncle Sterling got the latest
I strive to be live 'cause I got no choice
And run my own business like my Aunt Joyce
So Pete Rock hit me, nuff respect due
When they reminisce over you, listen

Listen, just listen
To the funky song as I rock on
And that's word is bond
I'm not playin
Everybody, just coolin
This song we dedicate
To the one and only
Never be another
he was my brother
Trouble T-Roy
It's like that y'all
And you don't stop
Pete Rock and CL Smooth for '92
And we out, later
dclxvi:
Wlecome to SG. You're journal entry was entertaining. I needed that.
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WELL LAST NIGHT WAS DIFFERENT! I WENT TO "CREAM" BECAUSE MY FRIENDS INSISTED ON CHECKING OUT THE SAVAGEMEN DANCE OR PERFORM! whatever I REALLY DON'T SEE ANY POINT IN TIPPING A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO REALLY AREN'T INTO THE LADIES! ARE YOU FEELING ME? wink BUT, THERE WAS THIS ONE DANCER NAMED QG, HOLY SHIT..............THANK GOD I DIDN'T BRING MY CHECK BOOK, BECAUSE I'D HAVE TO RUN...
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nicolelee:
ohmyfuckinggod... DITTTTTTTTTTTTTA!!!!!!!!!!!

did you grab her ass or what!?!?!?!!?

ass grabbing (clenching, what-the-fuck-ever!) = ratings! love biggrin

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deanna:
this journal entry is one of the most amusing journals ive read in a while!! thank you! smile
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WELL, AFTER ALL THE MADNESS FROM THIS MORNING, OR RATHER YESTERDAY NOW......I WAS ABLE TO PULL IT TOGETHER & GET MY WORK DONE & I EVEN MADE IT TO WORK 35 MINUTES BEFORE THE PRESENTATION. I WAS RUNNING ON PURE ADRENALIN......& YES, WE GOT THE ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!! smile
NOW I HAVE TWO MORE DEADLINES TO MEET 1- ON TUESDAY & 1- ON WEDNESDAY & YOU KNOW WHAT?...
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"2003" HAS COME & GONE.........& IT SEEMS JUST LIKE YESTERDAY I WAS SAYING THE SAME THING ABOUT "2002". WHERE DOES THE TIME GO? WELL, I HAD AN UNEVENTFUL NEW YEAR'S EVE. I WENT TO VISIT MY BEST FRIEND WHO IS IN A FEDERAL PRISON IN CONNECTICUT FOR RACKETEERING, AMONG OTHER THINGS. (I SHIT YOU NOT) ANYWAY, THAT WAS DEPRESSING, THAT'S WHY I HARDLY EVER VISIT....
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wrigley:
funny....i used to take ativan....anyway, i just got a higher dosage of prozac and some glorious sleeping pills!! hope you're enjoying your new year.
lilith:
You are adorable. Thank you so much! smile
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OKAY, LETS SEE.... I JOINED WWW.SUICIDEGIRLS.COM AFTER CATCHING AN EPISODE OF "REAL SEX" ON HBO......THOUGH I'M STRICTLY HETEROSEXUAL FOR THE MOMENT, I THOUGHT HEATHER ONE OF THE WOMEN PROFILED WAS REALLY HOT, SO I JOINED THE SITE TO SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE WAS ABOUT......& ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS, "THANKS HEATHER, YOU GO GIRL WITH YOUR BAD SELF"!!!!!! miao!!