armsxlikexblades

Part I. Sales or loan position? Hmmmm. the sales gig sounded great too before you got there right? There is a guy at my dealership and he knows somebody who is writing mortgages and making 6 figures, he swears, and yet he is still there. Everything is greener on the other side. Fuck, I wish I could get a pounder for staying, how many units you get out last month for that kind of begging?

I had a shitty day, I'm not answering the first question.

Boy should wait .5 days. He should then text said girl and invite her to go out to lunch/ dinner etc. Then he should share his dessert or show her his pictures in his wallet, or other concert tickets while accidentially "on purpose" dripping dessert on his shirt so he can see if she notices and points it out to you and you can see how she acts. (annoyed by your clumsiness, points it out with a smile on her face, wipes it away for you, etc.). IF all goes well, they will both be sharing socks and everything will be great.

I knew someone was watching me

Non too shabby. As a fellow pencil-slinger, me likes. Kudos to you.

no but i did stop about fifty times to talk on the phone and tell my school i am taking a leave of absence for two quarters, tell m y boss i need to stop working for 4 months and do fifty erand before actually making to my apartment

Scummy...?

You always seem like such a clean guy though...?

Maybe you actually have to be scummier to make more money... I know so little about the world the lies above my bridge...

Yeah Baby!

Every once in a while you have to make it worth your time. You know the sale isn't going to happen and you are no longer worried about offending them.

Have any lingo out there I haven't heard?

Stroke: People that come in, seem interested for a few seconds and them bolt as in just stroking me. "He was a total stroke."

Broom: To get rid of someone quickly who may not be buying for months, if ever. "Hey chuck, broom those strokes, the pizza is here."

Lot Lizzards: The same guy you see every Saturday looking over you entire used car inventory that never buys a thing. I hear the truckers have a different meaning.

Ahhhhh... I F-ing love my job, repeat, repeat.

Where have you been????

I wish it were Smarch. Stupid snow.

Yeah, what the hell is up with Smarch? Damned month can't do anything right. Yes, I am back and let the chaos begin!!!

Have sex at work. oooooo maybe that's what that chick that was hitting on you figured. Damn. Okay. That might not work cause you knows she's watching your ass, literally. So she'll find out and blackmail you. bummer.

You poor, poor dear.......

I have a friend who hasn't had sex in 2 years (by choice, be cause he has only been with women as described byKundalini) . At least you're not him.

I am going on 2 months and don't feel bad just yet. I however, have not had great sex in a number of years and that sucks too.

How have you been otherwise???

ok my computer sucks my ass so it didnt work... so yeah...
licking man titty is indeed hot ..lol... maybe you should go too.

Thanks so much for your comment. That means a lot to me. A whole lot...

Yes, midget renting. My friend, Dustin, went to a birthday party and rented a midget for the birthday boi. He got the idea off KROQ. You can go to www.rent-a-midget.com, and tell them what youre looking for. They rented a male midget to go out to the bar with them and sing karaoke. Rather silly, but they had fun.

Congrats on #3! I made #2 last month out of 5 people. Missed a tie with the number 1 guy by 2 cars. Here I am on my day off and I have to call into work to follow up on financing for a cusotmer and call them to let them know payments. This is the 1sts deal that I made hte customer happy, my boss happy and me happy so I don't mind, as long as I don't have to go in.

I was also courted by a customer to go to Toyota to be a Human Resource Rep. Turned him down, he was a creepy customer anyway, sent me leads though and will continue to be a good "bird-dog" as they say. This is a slow time for us, things will get better, the Auto show is picking things up a bit and when it comes around your way things might get better but whoever said you would be making 10K a month LIED!

I saw those ads in the paper and dismissed them horseshit. Seems like all those jobs would be filled if they were really paying that much ya know? The training I knew would be of value though and allow you to get a foot in the door, but they couldn't promise me a job where I wanted to work.

This work enviroment seems to be riddled with sex, being the only woman, I take it in stride and tend to be treated as more a daughter than a dame. I still hear the jokes, "Bring your wife in and we'll dicker" and such but if I had such blantent harrasment I'd not put up with it for a second. I can take quite a bit and know when people are joking, but something makes me think that maybe this girl you speak of has been on the other end of things. Maybe she thinks it is acceptable because she has been subjected to harrasment herself and it has made her numb. I'd let her know that that you would in no way ever treat another being like that and that it is disrespectful and slimy coming from either sex. Use other people as an example and basically shame her into looking as her own behaviour. OR, it could be hard wired into her and it IS her personality, in that case, tell her next time she requests such an act , " Sounds good, you go over there and I'll be right in, oh, but you know what? I happen to like my women with a little more spark and class so you can just fuck yourself. "