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Did I ever tell you about the time I signed up for an alt-girl porn site, met a girl, fell in love, got married and had a son?

Anyway, it’s a great story.

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Five years ago,
On this very night,
I met a girl at a Ball
And it changed my life.
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kye:
<3
bill_the_cat:
I remember. ♥ you both.
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cleverthings:
OMFG... did you know this group existed? I didn't!! And you should definitely be a member... biggrin

How are you anyway, mister? Not long now!! kiss
kye:

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Did you find Blue?
Please tell me if you do.

&hearts's you too Mister. I'm also looking forward to driving around with you. Wildflowers, caves, sunsets and a long-ass-jetty.

We should really talk about that all soon, yeah?

Mwah! xx



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... oh, and that straw rum is dangerous, dangerous stuff. I can't figure out if I'm slightly hung-over or still a little drunk right now.

I laughed so hard. Luckily, I'm much easier to keep pace with... tongue

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... insert Interpol lyric here ...
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cleverthings:
I meant to do a happy birthday dance here yesterday, but unfortunately only got as far as your birthday thread in SGAU. Believe you me, the dance was going on regardless!!

Hope you had a great day, mister. kiss
ponderch3rry:
Please tell me you've seen this:



Much love young man xo
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This here. Right now, This moment. This is what it's all about. Very few things in the world could make this better. In fact, there's only one thing would.

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And it ain't icecream ...

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ponderch3rry:
I told you my good vibes would do the trick ^_^ teehee!!! I'm really glad your night ended up ok.

My night... Well... Two bottles of Vodka O later and waaaaaay too many tales to tell, add to that i lost my phone in my own backyard... Our next conversation will certainly be a interesting one! And now... I'm in desperate need of chai tea, to Leederville I go!

Have fun tonight young man, talk soon.

xo
fimbis:
cheers! smile
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There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable,

I simply am not there.



I've decided that I'm tired of having...
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dingoes8:
Do you watch Dexter? He begins the series similar to that description, but as time goes by, he begins to develop more into a real person. And if he can do it, I imagine anyone can.
lelaina:
teehee
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elichrusos:
Baby, can you come online and election with me?
kye:
PAUSE BUTTON FOUND!

Spike?! What the funk?

*sobs*