alpha_hazard

I just got spam mail from Al Franken, he's got pretty poor taste in porn, lemme tell ya.

By some freak quantum occurance in the laws of physics last night, when I blew my nose, I somehow got...snot...in my eye. it was gross and it hurt and I was completely baffled.

This morning while pouring myself a bowl of cereal, I got a fucking fragment of frosted mini wheat (vanilla) in my eye!

I think from now on I'm going to buy soy...
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argh! iTunes has beavis and butthead! that's so fucking unfair...I suppose it's good though really...I want to use it in a music video anyway, and I can't find any way to convert iTunes video to something I can edit yet...but the minute I do...more cash down the proverbial drain.

I really ought to stop spending money on stuff that doesn't relate to school or keeping myself alive...I promise myself every time I get a pay check that I'll onyl spend money on the essentials, then I buy four cds or something. Guess there's nobody to blame but myself.

I talked to my photo instructor about my difficulties today and he said "You've had a month to do this" as if I haven't had other classes, a research presentation work in progress and other elements of the same assignment all due in the class as well, and as if I had actually chosen exactly what I was going to do four weeks ago. I...
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I got a message on my space from my ex-internet-girlfriend from 9th grade...

Every time I see someone playing an upright piano, they are playing selections from "The Lord of the Rings".

It turns out that the e-mail I got from "pay-pal" was actually a spoof, strangely enough my password was still changed, so I'm still not sure what's up.

Someone hijacked my PayPal account, I'm pretty pissed off, now I have to change all my passwords for anything I've ever bought something over the internet

Fuck you destroy_boy@sbcglobal.net and giant butt plug you rode in on.

I saw a black thong in the student center plaza today, I imagine there was some sociology student hiding in the bushing logging people's reactions.

My roommate cleans things after he uses them, so my apartment smells like bleach right now...