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I give up. I joined this site a couple of years ago, because a friend promised he'd be able to help me meet people who could appreciate my intelligence and creativity.

He lied.

In all this time, I've only met one person who valued the fact that I have at least a seventh-grade command of the English language, particularly in the areas of spelling and...
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Story time...
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I let the package just sit there on my desk for over an hour; there was no need to open it.

The return address told me everything I could possibly need to know. The law offices of Reynolds and Bonig. Somebody out there was pretty proud of his sense of humor.

Eventually Tony leans over the partition between our little offices, and...
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There are times when the only sane response is "kill all humans". Example...

The man I call Snorb (formerly the king of all ass-rabbits, but since demoted to ass of all rabbit-kings) has a local gaming group (run by a proudly obsolete D&D diehard, who forces the PCs to roll randomly for permission to interact with the plot). And since I'm out of work right...
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remy:
Sometimes you just need to Force Choke a bitch.
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Well, I'm out of a job for a while.

This morning, as I was getting ready for work, I got a call from my boss's boss, who works in Albany (the capitol of the state I live in, for those who don't know). He wanted to check up on how I was doing with my assigned census work, as he's getting heat from his superiors...
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aydanstorm:
no bueno!
The military has some lazy asses in it. ugh. Someone slacking on their job is exactly why we haven't gotten our money to move yet. mad
remy:
hola amigo. at least you get to chill out at home.
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I'm trapped.

Between the hours spent at work, the hours lost to my family's bullshit, and the hours wasted by simple human stupidity, I only get at most one hour a day to try to pretend I'm allowed to have a social life.

I just don't have time for anything anymore. Anyone who wants to talk to me anymore, email me. Loryiil@yahoo.com

I hate conversations...
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I was very nearly killed a few minutes ago. An absolute idiot waited until the traffic light turned green to pull out in front of me and then stop dead blocking two lanes, so the only place I could go to avoid them was into the now-oncoming traffic on the other side of the road. But more on that later.

I am more awake than...
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Crazy crazy week.

And no, I don't mean doing my taxes. Math is easy for me, even really complicated math.

First my father crashes something on this computer, cutting off all internet access (and I know you're right there with me, my fellow bookworm). Then Frank (who is holy and wise and terrible, but not a member of SG) gets my computer fixed by talking...
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Today, I got to go out in the field, and do an actual assignment (meaning that the results of my work today will be used as real census data, not just a measure of how well I'm doing in training).

So I went out to the general area I would be working in, met up with my crew leader in the parking lot of a...
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I was so slagged after work on Monday that I slept through most of Tuesday. Thus getting very little sleep Tuesday night, before work today.

Nine hours on the clock, plus running family errands for 2 hours before work (so the family could go off on a family vacation without me), plus a few hours of necessary chores around the house after work (including providing...
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I managed to get three hours sleep last night. And I was cleaned up and dressed nicely and presentable when I showed up to work today.

The first day of my training went well. Hell of a lot of paperwork, getting fingerprinted (required for government work), and a few hours of having sections from the employee handbook read aloud to us, so that they can...
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aydanstorm:
Well. All you do is click on the link at the top of the page called PICS and click member review and you can "vote" on the pictures there. It's more like rating them but whatever. You leave a comment like how much you like the photography or colors or how hott you think the girl is and click "love it" or "not for me" and if enough people like the photoset then it will go to the front page and if the girl isn't already, she'll be a Suicidegirl. smileand that is all. lol.

And I just read your profile first and according to you I get you hot. lmao. wink