We're sorry Paul, but while you were sleeping - No doubt caught in another nightmare of sibling rivalry (That Girl you always had a crush on, your youngest brother; They are very much in love, they will be married in June, they've been together for years, everyone else just assumed you knew. Look, here are pictures of them on holiday together, here they are holding...
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mat8drb:
The balance is impossible to achieve. Who else has managed it?
traumatron:
Pffft. Fuck everyone else.
Let's begin.
First order of business - JO! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN.
A brief Summary - Yes, I've turned 25. Halfway to fifty, a whole quarter century. I ain't dealing with it at all well. I'm still living at home, and I have no real career. I am unable to maintain long term relationships* and I have more interest in compulsive...
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First order of business - JO! I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE, MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN.
A brief Summary - Yes, I've turned 25. Halfway to fifty, a whole quarter century. I ain't dealing with it at all well. I'm still living at home, and I have no real career. I am unable to maintain long term relationships* and I have more interest in compulsive...
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mat8drb:
If you're unhappy with your weight, do some exercise
Yep, I finally figured that out this year.
Also, why don't helicopters come in more colours? Why is there never a gold one?
its_matt:
Im going to lose weight in 2007. Im gradually beginning to realise time isnt on my side when it comes to attracting a mate, hopefully bigger guns will draw attention away from my various flaws.
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fanny:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
mat8drb:
Happy Birthday!
(They always understand.)
(They always understand.)
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nicklocking:
Brilliantly Dead Rising should be arriving today. So I can go to kung fu tonight, go home, shoot some aliens and smash up some zombies, thereby making me feel like A HERO OF NORSE LEGEND. How fucking manly am I? Don't even answer. You're too emasculated to even speak to me.
devere:
jokes man! how u been dude? xx
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mat8drb:
My god it is good to see him back again.
Even though he is whoring himself on EVERY POSSIBLE SHOW ever.
Even though he is whoring himself on EVERY POSSIBLE SHOW ever.
johnnyforeigner:
For some reason, that doesn't work for me. I'm very disappointed, I stopped listening to Junior Senior for it and everything 
[23:23] jericho blane: Oi, G suggests that Trainers wouldn't get me in the door at whereever it is we're going tomorrow
[23:23] jericho blane: is this rumour correct?
[23:24] alarchunig: it might well be
[23:24] jericho blane: curses
[23:24] jericho blane: even though i'm a maverick that doesn't just make and break the rules, damnit, I am the rules?
[23:24] alarchunig: yes
[23:25] jericho blane:...
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[23:23] jericho blane: is this rumour correct?
[23:24] alarchunig: it might well be
[23:24] jericho blane: curses
[23:24] jericho blane: even though i'm a maverick that doesn't just make and break the rules, damnit, I am the rules?
[23:24] alarchunig: yes
[23:25] jericho blane:...
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jackie:
nice to meet you properly on sat 
mat8drb:
Good to see you at the weekend and geek out at the Bond film stuff. 
I'm going to see Bond tonight! Running! Jumping! Shooting! Punching!
In the mean time...
No Witty Comment Needed!
In the mean time...
No Witty Comment Needed!
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Stuff I have come to late, but really really like now.
Gang Of Four
New Order
Blowjobs
Cups Of Tea
Elliot Smith
and now, Tom Waits.
He's Awesome! I've been listening to it all weekend, and it's perfect for when I'm driving around the backwoods late at night, a broken faced sinner with a head full of secrets. YEAH!
Gang Of Four
New Order
Blowjobs
Cups Of Tea
Elliot Smith
and now, Tom Waits.
He's Awesome! I've been listening to it all weekend, and it's perfect for when I'm driving around the backwoods late at night, a broken faced sinner with a head full of secrets. YEAH!
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johnnyforeigner:
Whatever. You still totally would 
huw:
I have recently gotten into Tom Waits too.
I have always liked tea and blowjobs however.
Not together though.....that would just hurt.
I have always liked tea and blowjobs however.
Not together though.....that would just hurt.
Now it feels like Christmas.
Had the best Fireworks Night ever. There is a very special feeling that comes from building a Fucking Huge Bonfire (Outdoorsy Boyish Things! Wholesome, with an edge of FIRE RELATED VILLAINY), Spunking a lot of money on fireworks - "We are quite literally burning money..." - And then watching the whole lot go up in smoke.
Smoke and pretty...
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Had the best Fireworks Night ever. There is a very special feeling that comes from building a Fucking Huge Bonfire (Outdoorsy Boyish Things! Wholesome, with an edge of FIRE RELATED VILLAINY), Spunking a lot of money on fireworks - "We are quite literally burning money..." - And then watching the whole lot go up in smoke.
Smoke and pretty...
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nicklocking:
You will look LIKE NO MAN AT ALL! It is better to be a tiger that hunts ants by its own choice, than a cat that is forced into it.
coldandwet:
Marie Antoinette is a stinkingly bad film. Honestly, I'd go alone to Borat and let nobody see your tears, for even when laughter induced they are weak.
Today = Good.
Had lunch with my number one crush. BE STILL MY BEATING HEART.
Listened to Dragon force all day, then came home and played Company Of Heroes all night. NONE CAN BEST ME!
Also, rumour has it that I'm the heart throb of Waterstones. Life is Good!
Bring Back NonStop!
Had lunch with my number one crush. BE STILL MY BEATING HEART.
Listened to Dragon force all day, then came home and played Company Of Heroes all night. NONE CAN BEST ME!
Also, rumour has it that I'm the heart throb of Waterstones. Life is Good!
Bring Back NonStop!
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its_matt:
I think im becoming moderately popular with the females at work. Which scares me. How can i be all mopey when things go well?
johnstitch:
And time machines. We need lots of those.
And time machines. We need lots of those.