There seem to be too many places and ways to create your little island on the internet. My space, friendster, blogspot, practically every place you sign up for some kind of service with now seems to provide their own way for you to create a 'me'-page in their community.
Do you know your neighbors' names? What about across the street?
I'm getting ready for tomorrow,...
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Do you know your neighbors' names? What about across the street?
I'm getting ready for tomorrow,...
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dmac:
I, too, am completely anonymous in my little corner of the Parkrose neighborhood and really don't know any of the people near me. I do know whose dogs belong where -- hmm, what does THAT mean?? 
dmac:
thanks for the Santa Slingshot! That's going to make the rounds tomorrow at work. And I seriously failed the "don't laugh" test -- I don't think I lasted more than 15 seconds at best. Too funny! 
Today is Tuesday.
It's 11:44am as I type this.
I am 35 years old.
The horses are on the track.
It's 11:44am as I type this.
I am 35 years old.
The horses are on the track.
hansel:
And now you're 36. Happy Birthday.
Hey!
I got fired!
Yaaay!
Imagine all the free time I will have now for...
uh...
I got fired!
Yaaay!
Imagine all the free time I will have now for...
uh...
hansel:
Hey, it looks like a good time to play some video games!
lafemmegigi:
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
huh???????
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!
huh???????
I awoke from a nap to find that the moon and stars were not all way up in the sky.
They are right here.
I've been out in the back yard running through them and I could hardly pull myself away.
They are right here.
I've been out in the back yard running through them and I could hardly pull myself away.
lafemmegigi:
how pretty!
matthewvw:
We should do something for our birthdays 
I had a date, and it was good!
lafemmegigi:
Copy-Cat!!
*you finished the picture!*
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*you finished the picture!*
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I have heard this is dangerous, but I will try it- apparently combining these two things in one sentence can cause temporal distortion:
Gene Simmons and Cherries Flambe
)just imagine the little frenchy accent mark in there, now, you._
Hey! My photo is sideways! Fuck!
Gene Simmons and Cherries Flambe
)just imagine the little frenchy accent mark in there, now, you._
Hey! My photo is sideways! Fuck!
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lafemmegigi:
Not to mention the use of a garage designed by L v Mies Van Der Rohe as Cameron's house. That was hot.
I love Louie Anderson's Cat/Toe bit "I wanna go ooouuuuut, I wanna comeiiiinnnnnn..."
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I love Louie Anderson's Cat/Toe bit "I wanna go ooouuuuut, I wanna comeiiiinnnnnn..."
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lafemmegigi:
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[Edited on Sep 04, 2005 10:00AM]
I have decided that I am going to quit my job and start a new church: the church of Chris Cornell.
I hope he'd be alright with that.
"...cool in the waterway,
where the baptized drown"
I'm not sure how, but he seems to have a strange psychic connection to my subconcious.
I hope he'd be alright with that.
"...cool in the waterway,
where the baptized drown"
I'm not sure how, but he seems to have a strange psychic connection to my subconcious.
lafemmegigi:
yes, good luck with that... you saw what happened to the Church of Elvis, right? It done gotted smote... 
*and now you're perched upon my shoulder.
*and now you're perched upon my shoulder.
Haha! Pseudo-corporate Will is here!
I will infiltrate your ranks by pretending to play your game, and then I will get medieval on your ass!
Haha! Pay me lots to slowly debase you!
[annoucer's hushed voice-over here]
...for more information on you you can receive the medieval ass treatment from Will, please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to "Yo Mama", po box 123, Portland Oregon....
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I will infiltrate your ranks by pretending to play your game, and then I will get medieval on your ass!
Haha! Pay me lots to slowly debase you!
[annoucer's hushed voice-over here]
...for more information on you you can receive the medieval ass treatment from Will, please send a self-addressed stamped envelope to "Yo Mama", po box 123, Portland Oregon....
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matthewvw:
Nice picture mr Clean! You are poised for world domination. Lets drink some drinks soon and discuss stragety.
actionverb:
Dude!
What's mine say?
Sweet!
What's mine say?
Sweet!
who is that there, touching my monkey?
stop!
you don't know where that monkey's been!
...moist towlette?
stop!
you don't know where that monkey's been!
...moist towlette?
matthewvw:
That thing you said earlier - You were truthin!
Keep those monkeys far from me!... not that I'm not open minded.
Keep those monkeys far from me!... not that I'm not open minded.
lafemmegigi:
Hm... I was wondering where you were 'off to'... That 'splains everything.
gigi
gigi
I don't seem to post lately.
Whoops.
I need coffee.
Whoops.
I need coffee.
matthewvw:
Coffee is a good substitute for posting.
hansel:
Posting is a good substitute for eating.
I will go to goth night now.
I will slink this-a-way,
and I will slink that-a-way
and when they play
Panzermensch,
I will drop to the floor,
and flop like a fish.
Wait, that's a different thing...
Maybe 'no' on the slinking part.
I will slink this-a-way,
and I will slink that-a-way
and when they play
Panzermensch,
I will drop to the floor,
and flop like a fish.
Wait, that's a different thing...
Maybe 'no' on the slinking part.
hansel:
You should totally slink? What's wrong with slinking?
The doom song, by Gir:
Doom doom doom, doom dee doom doom doom, doom dee doom dee doom, doom doom doom, doom dee doom doom doom, doom dee doom dee doom, doom doom doom, doom dee doom doom doom, doom dee doom dee doom, doom doom doom, doom dee doom doom doom, doom dee doom dee doom, doom doom doom, doom dee doom doom doom,...
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Doom doom doom, doom dee doom doom doom, doom dee doom dee doom, doom doom doom, doom dee doom doom doom, doom dee doom dee doom, doom doom doom, doom dee doom doom doom, doom dee doom dee doom, doom doom doom, doom dee doom doom doom, doom dee doom dee doom, doom doom doom, doom dee doom doom doom,...
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hansel:
That's really doomy.
hansel:
I wish my microwave were blinking. *sigh* this is why I remain hungry.