in which we examine alternatives to sex......
Sex can do a lot of things. It can get you knocked up, give you an STD, or make you feel glorious, and doctors and researchers just love spouting off the benefits of having a healthy sex life. Some of us, however, dont have that going for us. Heres how to get the same benefits you would if...
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Sex can do a lot of things. It can get you knocked up, give you an STD, or make you feel glorious, and doctors and researchers just love spouting off the benefits of having a healthy sex life. Some of us, however, dont have that going for us. Heres how to get the same benefits you would if...
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nelipot:
pahahaaha awesome
jonas_thorazine:
Shit, thanks. I always appreciate kind words.
SEX SELLS
You know it, we know it and, yes, your grandmother knows it.
So do the countless companies from over the years that mastered the technique of sexual allusion in their advertisements.
It's safe to say that the whole sex element has become a bit more obvious in today's modern ads, but there's something especially alluring about the hinted sexual innuendo common in vintage...
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You know it, we know it and, yes, your grandmother knows it.
So do the countless companies from over the years that mastered the technique of sexual allusion in their advertisements.
It's safe to say that the whole sex element has become a bit more obvious in today's modern ads, but there's something especially alluring about the hinted sexual innuendo common in vintage...
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heatherann:
You have the best blogs ever.
That second Love's ad really is pretty creepy. And how about the slacks ad where not only is the woman on her knees with her face by his crotch, but he has his hand resting on his head. Maybe I'm a perv, but it totally brings face-fucking to mind.
That second Love's ad really is pretty creepy. And how about the slacks ad where not only is the woman on her knees with her face by his crotch, but he has his hand resting on his head. Maybe I'm a perv, but it totally brings face-fucking to mind.
the_alpha_jan:
Blow it in her face and she'll follow you anywhere! That was so awesome! I literal use of the word is what seems to be the aspect. Take the word "prick". It's okay to prick your finger but not to finger your prick. 
Love this blog. It made my day my friend. Also, spiked chocolate milk is either Kaluha or found around the creepy guy hidden in the corners alone at a Chuck E. Cheese.
Seriously the mix is a third milk, third kaluha, and a third chocolate coffee. That is what my friend says.
Love this blog. It made my day my friend. Also, spiked chocolate milk is either Kaluha or found around the creepy guy hidden in the corners alone at a Chuck E. Cheese.
Seriously the mix is a third milk, third kaluha, and a third chocolate coffee. That is what my friend says.This website and I have very little in common right now. I keep hoping that it's not that way..... to little avail. I marvel at those of you that come here diligently day in and day out knee deep in all that goes on here.... Maybe a little too much fantasy world.... overdose isn't good. One tends to get roped in and believe the platitudes...
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vassilis:
i do try
libberillious:
it is anyone's strong suit?
I miss this show...... I need to find it on dvd.....
What OLD tv show do you miss?
What OLD tv show do you miss?
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vassilis:
lol, the smurfs. but then again, it might just be my age talking
decota:
haha!! Its a new-aged-fast-paced world we live in these days.
SEX WIKI STYLE...
1. Dog In A Bathtub: While doin a lady, you put your ball sack in her poop shoot. Yep, thats about as hard as it is to keep a dog in a bath tub.
2. Alexander Graham Bell: This takes three people; at least one must have a penis. So, while blowing the dude, the blower talks into the head. Then, participant...
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1. Dog In A Bathtub: While doin a lady, you put your ball sack in her poop shoot. Yep, thats about as hard as it is to keep a dog in a bath tub.
2. Alexander Graham Bell: This takes three people; at least one must have a penis. So, while blowing the dude, the blower talks into the head. Then, participant...
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heatherann:
I have done zero. If that makes me super vanilla, I'm okay with that. 
mg8282:
Vanilla can be super delicious if done right!!!
SUCKING DICK CAUSES CANCER...
Im concerned for the future of oral sex, folks. A few unflattering news items are threatening to make our favorite pastime a thing of the past. What a tragedy that would be. Were sorry, old friend.
* According to a new study done at the University of Kentucky, only 20 percent of teens consider oral sex actual sex. Most of the...
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Im concerned for the future of oral sex, folks. A few unflattering news items are threatening to make our favorite pastime a thing of the past. What a tragedy that would be. Were sorry, old friend.
* According to a new study done at the University of Kentucky, only 20 percent of teens consider oral sex actual sex. Most of the...
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libberillious:
That's terrible, oral, is, well it's fun.
And yeah, no particular boy. I should probably hunt down a man, but whatever.
Feeling quite adventurous these days.
And yeah, no particular boy. I should probably hunt down a man, but whatever.
Feeling quite adventurous these days.
gavko:
Once again you educate even as you entertain!
in which I don't have anything nice to say, but this video is hilarious.
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l1vingdeadgurl:
I dont quite understand the jesus of suburbia myself, I just know I live in suburbia and I feel like I am being casted out like jesus. If you hit anyone aim for the head, it will make for a much funnier story and you will feel much better.
gavko:
Heh. That made me giggle... even has the proper verse structure!
I am a nerd.
I am a nerd.
I am neutropenic in record time. From what I hear this is a good thing. I am assuming this must be how it feels to be on the wrong end of a vampire. 
In other news.......
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Porpoises enjoy group sex.
Rhesus macaques (monkeys) experience orgasm, with much the same physiological response as humans.
Hamsters...
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In other news.......
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
Porpoises enjoy group sex.
Rhesus macaques (monkeys) experience orgasm, with much the same physiological response as humans.
Hamsters...
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ceallach13:
I always knew man juice was lo-cal. Take that sorority girls!
the_alpha_jan:
More sex-relative entertainment. Man spooge is also a beauty product in some places where it clears up pores and used in facials...and I don't mean the money shot facial.
....in which the theme never changes........more sex
I'll write about it until I get some....... I will...... anyone who wants me to stop this nonsense...... well you know what to do
Historical Laws
An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.
In 100 AD, the ancient Germanic tribe, the Teutons would punish anyone caught as a...
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I'll write about it until I get some....... I will...... anyone who wants me to stop this nonsense...... well you know what to do
Historical Laws
An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.
In 100 AD, the ancient Germanic tribe, the Teutons would punish anyone caught as a...
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gavko:
So... many... facts....
I totally doubted the awesomeness of PandaCam. I was wrong and am unworthy. It is indeed hawesome.
I totally doubted the awesomeness of PandaCam. I was wrong and am unworthy. It is indeed hawesome.
the_alpha_jan:
Once again! Very entertaining my friend. I myself like a certain girl with Indian (Casino) ancestry.
but yeah, how is life treating you?
salt and lime, my friend; I personally fancy agave for it's sweet 'water'