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I miss this show...... I need to find it on dvd.....



What OLD tv show do you miss?

SEX WIKI STYLE...

1. Dog In A Bathtub: While doin a lady, you put your ball sack in her poop shoot. Yep, thats about as hard as it is to keep a dog in a bath tub.

2. Alexander Graham Bell: This takes three people; at least one must have a penis. So, while blowing the dude, the blower talks into the head. Then, participant...
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SUCKING DICK CAUSES CANCER...

Im concerned for the future of oral sex, folks. A few unflattering news items are threatening to make our favorite pastime a thing of the past. What a tragedy that would be. Were sorry, old friend.

* According to a new study done at the University of Kentucky, only 20 percent of teens consider oral sex actual sex. Most of the...
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in which I don't have anything nice to say, but this video is hilarious.

I am neutropenic in record time. From what I hear this is a good thing. I am assuming this must be how it feels to be on the wrong end of a vampire.

In other news.......

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

Porpoises enjoy group sex.

Rhesus macaques (monkeys) experience orgasm, with much the same physiological response as humans.

Hamsters...
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....in which the theme never changes........more sex

I'll write about it until I get some....... I will...... anyone who wants me to stop this nonsense...... well you know what to do


Historical Laws

An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.

In 100 AD, the ancient Germanic tribe, the Teutons would punish anyone caught as a...
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in which we cover US sexual laws.....

Sure you might be sick of it, but I'm bored and trapped here for the week, so you'll read sexual trivial and appreciate it

I've had the first of 6 infusions and I feel good. This is becoming routine and I like routine. My stomach already feels like blarghhhhhhhh but let's get on with the festivities.

U. S....
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in which we consider SEX again, seeing as how I'm not getting any:

Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.

22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

For every 'normal' webpage, there...
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in which you are subjected to :

10 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ORGASM

it's a long video, but very, very informative.



in case you don't make the 17 minutes:


you don't need genitals

you can have them when you're dead

orgasms can cause bad breath

orgasm can cure the hiccups
"unattached hiccupers can try masturbation"

doctors once prescribed orgasm for fertility
"the UPSUCK theory"...
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in which we learn fun facts about the penis and vagina......

Ladies first :

1. Au natural female lube is made of some of the same stuff found in shark livers.

2. Record for most female orgasms was recorded at the 2009 Masturbate-a-thon in Denmark. While Michael Hariprem claimed the title for men the year before with 31 big Os, one lucky gal rubbed out...
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My god.....it was as good as I had anticipated!

I've been away from home since Tuesday. It's Sunday night. Five days...... five fairly miserable days. They seem to find something a bit more creatively sadistic to do every time I turn my back on them.

All of that nonsense aside....ugh MY PLANTS!!!!!! are in the hands of an absolute moron. The aforementioned moron may be a beloved friend...but oh dear he has a clear...
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