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I haven't been this happy in YEARS............
Finances are under control for now.
Sweet new wheels.
Even sweeter potential "girlfriend" (i hate that term)
On my way to perfect health.....

What makes you happy?
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oxy:
Hearing that your life is going well makes me happy
ceallach13:
I am really happy for you. Seriously. You really goddamn deserve it. Keep us posted about any juicy bits. wink

I think the small things are what makes me happy. Those little moments where everything feels good. Those are the things that I embrace. smile
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If some one asked me to describe the perfect woman......
I'd answer them with words like independent, intelligent, assertive, educated and a whole lot of dirty........

Darling Dana materializes at my door last night with 3 large pizzas, some amazing pinot noir and a sack of durban poison.......She said since it's our first weekend together and our last until I'm back from sleep away camp....that...
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gypsypunk:
Hey congrats! ^_^ making out like teenagers is always good XP
how was that movie by the way? I kinda want to see it...
padre:
Hmm, I think I saw this coming wink
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ceallach13:
God is such an A-hole!tongue
padre:
I bet it wouldn't be hard to persuade you to have morning sex.
Just sort of show you what's doing down below & it starts haha
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The closing went as smoothly as such things can...... I have one less financial headache - or do I?

filing more holes......
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l1vingdeadgurl:
Granted {Poof}


Except for this guy, he was a tough bastard to get rid of.
padre:
Holes always need to be filled, some are way more fun than others
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I wish I'd never lost contact with my voice of reason......
I haven't changed a bit in the 17 years since I received this letter:

"Hey my far away twinner...
you sound...blah. smile
Blah is as good as a word as any I assume.

Would you believe that out of seven windows in my apartment only two are whole with no cracks/missing panes/broken glass involved? The...
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ceallach13:
Well every relationship has the potential to turn into a mess. Have you voiced your concerns with her to see what her take is in this whatever it is? I don't know. It all sounds complicated. And I don't really do complicated.

The wife and I had tried to return to our normalcy. Which worked for a couple weeks until she started another argument about the drinking. I told her I was DONE arguing about that shit. I gave her an ultimatum. Either drop it or we're done. She conceded for the time being. So I'll see how long this new found tolerance will last.
ceallach13:
That's completely understandable. I don't know the whole story but with everything you have going on it might not be the best idea. Only you know what's best for you at the moment. Good luck.

Basically I was trying to make the wife situation as uncomplicated as possible. We'll never see eye to eye so I told her my position and if she didn't like it, then there's the door. I don't see anything wrong with having a few drinks and smoking a little pot to unwind after work. And I need a lot of unwinding. It works for me at the moment. I don't know if i'm right or wrong...and I don't really care. So that's that at the moment. Back to limbo.
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I think the best way to do this is just by blog......

Dana (formerly referred to as Dr. M) and I went out and had dinner last night, nothing big, just some Indian food. It was pretty good. We had wine and giggled and came home and watched Avatar.........she's a huge pot head, which is awesome, she has a medical too. We talked about plants...
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padre:
Very good point haha
do as you're told wink
padre:
Am I to sound like your drill instructor? wink
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Guess who called me up and asked me out? I've blogged about her a million times I think (and it's not Millie).......

I don't expect I'll get lucky, but I am really flattered and just blown the hell away, what with me being a little puny right now.

Somehow I got mired down in depression again and forgot the one thing my parents tried to...
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libberillious:
I like this very much. the universe has its ways of taking care of its own. yay!
gavko:
Hooray! Have a great time.
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draw your own conclusions.....




"To begin tonight's communion,
Chloe would like to say a few words.

Oh, yeah. Chloe.

Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look if you made it walk around
being extra nice to everybody.

Well, I'm still here.
But I don't know for how long.

That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.

But I've got some good news....
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cassylee:
Your blogs make me laugh.biggrin I haven't seen Fight Club in years. I should download it.
karma79:
how are you doing? xoxo
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in which we examine alternatives to sex......

Sex can do a lot of things. It can get you knocked up, give you an STD, or make you feel glorious, and doctors and researchers just love spouting off the benefits of having a healthy sex life. Some of us, however, dont have that going for us. Heres how to get the same benefits you would if...
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vassilis:
lol. my problem is that i do all the hard work and he does nothing. and i cant even stay angry at him (stupid boy).

but yeah, how is life treating you?
yok:
could be smile

salt and lime, my friend; I personally fancy agave for it's sweet 'water'
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nelipot:
pahahaaha awesome
jonas_thorazine:
Shit, thanks. I always appreciate kind words.
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SEX SELLS

You know it, we know it and, yes, your grandmother knows it.

So do the countless companies from over the years that mastered the technique of sexual allusion in their advertisements.

It's safe to say that the whole sex element has become a bit more obvious in today's modern ads, but there's something especially alluring about the hinted sexual innuendo common in vintage...
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heatherann:
You have the best blogs ever.

That second Love's ad really is pretty creepy. And how about the slacks ad where not only is the woman on her knees with her face by his crotch, but he has his hand resting on his head. Maybe I'm a perv, but it totally brings face-fucking to mind.
the_alpha_jan:
Blow it in her face and she'll follow you anywhere! That was so awesome! I literal use of the word is what seems to be the aspect. Take the word "prick". It's okay to prick your finger but not to finger your prick. biggrin

Love this blog. It made my day my friend. Also, spiked chocolate milk is either Kaluha or found around the creepy guy hidden in the corners alone at a Chuck E. Cheese. tongue Seriously the mix is a third milk, third kaluha, and a third chocolate coffee. That is what my friend says.
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This website and I have very little in common right now. I keep hoping that it's not that way..... to little avail. I marvel at those of you that come here diligently day in and day out knee deep in all that goes on here.... Maybe a little too much fantasy world.... overdose isn't good. One tends to get roped in and believe the platitudes...
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vassilis:
i do try
libberillious:
it is anyone's strong suit?