My vagina smells like buttered popcorn.
Have a nice weekend.
Have a nice weekend.
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How to kill a washing machine
By _Sock_
Insert Thongs, Socks and Bras into machine.
Add detergent, close lid
Adjust to proper cleaning instructions.
Leave machine and go watch TV
Hear sound of fighting cats coming from laundry room.
Ignore sound until commercial.
Investigate sound.
Determine cat sound is infact coming from washing machine.
Laugh alittle before turning machine off.
Lift lid, pull all the...
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By _Sock_
Insert Thongs, Socks and Bras into machine.
Add detergent, close lid
Adjust to proper cleaning instructions.
Leave machine and go watch TV
Hear sound of fighting cats coming from laundry room.
Ignore sound until commercial.
Investigate sound.
Determine cat sound is infact coming from washing machine.
Laugh alittle before turning machine off.
Lift lid, pull all the...
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bb:
_thong_ for the win! *cough*picture set*cough*
I'm not sure if i Have 24 horror all the time, but I did watch Species, and Nightmare on Elmstreet 3 (not the whole thing, I might have had to gouged my eyeballs out).
I'm not sure if i Have 24 horror all the time, but I did watch Species, and Nightmare on Elmstreet 3 (not the whole thing, I might have had to gouged my eyeballs out).
ecstasis:
Sounds like my washer/dryer at my old place. :>
So Im back.
Went to visit my friends back home and do our usual Helloscream routine. Which consists of walking around Georgetown in costume, Walking, skipping, jumping up/down the stairs from the Exorcist movie and doing shopping in Chinatown. Incase you dont know Washington DC/ Virginia is my hometown. Was a pretty okay time. I dont miss it it though. When I first moved out...
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Went to visit my friends back home and do our usual Helloscream routine. Which consists of walking around Georgetown in costume, Walking, skipping, jumping up/down the stairs from the Exorcist movie and doing shopping in Chinatown. Incase you dont know Washington DC/ Virginia is my hometown. Was a pretty okay time. I dont miss it it though. When I first moved out...
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gory:
HAPPY HALLOW'S EVE!!!
Hope it is as Hazardous as A Hootenanny in HELL!!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Gorewhore...
Slimy Smooches
HAPPY HALLOW'S EVE!!!
Hope it is as Hazardous as A Hootenanny in HELL!!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Gorewhore...
Slimy Smooches
cptpyjama:
Hmm, well, nothing wrong with doing not very much. I don't do partying really, and my bank account loves me for it 
I dont really have anything to say but I was tired of looking at Paris Hilton in sock form.
I would like to get to know, the few people that drop by here, some things about you. So if you will induldge me and answer these question I will be eternally grateful.
1. Worst thing thats ever happened to you?
2. What toppings do you...
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I would like to get to know, the few people that drop by here, some things about you. So if you will induldge me and answer these question I will be eternally grateful.
1. Worst thing thats ever happened to you?
2. What toppings do you...
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hor:
They should be here tomorrow, err today...
10. Books scare me!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh! 
They should be here tomorrow, err today...
10. Books scare me!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
dreu:
1. Worst thing thats ever happened to you?
My dad committed suicide when I was 30 years old. He never got to meet either of my kids or 5 out of his 6 grandkids.
2. What toppings do you get on your pizza?
It all depends on my mood, I like all of them, including the exotic ones.
3. If you requested my friendship, why did you? If I requsted your friendship why do you think I did?
I instantly recognized that you have a great sense of humor. Also you do not have any pics, but I sense that you are a beautiful person, and I like surrounding myself with beautiful people even if it is only cyber.
4. Do you like your job/Uni/other?
I have a lot of power at my job, therefore it is impossible to not like it, but it is frustrating and overwhelming most of the time.
5. Name 3 people that influenced your life and how.
I'll take a pass on this one.
6. White chocolate, Milk or Dark?
All three, but milk chocolate is one of my comfort foods that I can't live without.
7. What is your best feature?
Character-wise it would be that my family, friends, and work associates can depend on me. Or did you want physical?
8. Your worst? Character-wise it would be that I act differently around different people, I wish I could be completely myself around everyone. Or did you want physical?
9. Have you ever sympathy fucked someone? I have thought about this one a long time. Is charity fuck different from sympathy fuck? I have never had sex with anyone that I did not find attractive. I have never been asked to have sex when I didn't feel like it.
10. What's the last book you read
Well I wanted to read something by Tolstoy because I had never read anything of his. I wasn't in the mood for War & Peace, so I went for Anna Karenina. I know it's not a guy book, but it was really good. The level of detail is astonishing. I feel like I actually lived it instead of just read it. It was also interesting trying to figure out when someone actually had sex because they didn't come right out and say it.
My dad committed suicide when I was 30 years old. He never got to meet either of my kids or 5 out of his 6 grandkids.
2. What toppings do you get on your pizza?
It all depends on my mood, I like all of them, including the exotic ones.
3. If you requested my friendship, why did you? If I requsted your friendship why do you think I did?
I instantly recognized that you have a great sense of humor. Also you do not have any pics, but I sense that you are a beautiful person, and I like surrounding myself with beautiful people even if it is only cyber.
4. Do you like your job/Uni/other?
I have a lot of power at my job, therefore it is impossible to not like it, but it is frustrating and overwhelming most of the time.
5. Name 3 people that influenced your life and how.
I'll take a pass on this one.
6. White chocolate, Milk or Dark?
All three, but milk chocolate is one of my comfort foods that I can't live without.
7. What is your best feature?
Character-wise it would be that my family, friends, and work associates can depend on me. Or did you want physical?
8. Your worst? Character-wise it would be that I act differently around different people, I wish I could be completely myself around everyone. Or did you want physical?
9. Have you ever sympathy fucked someone? I have thought about this one a long time. Is charity fuck different from sympathy fuck? I have never had sex with anyone that I did not find attractive. I have never been asked to have sex when I didn't feel like it.
10. What's the last book you read
Well I wanted to read something by Tolstoy because I had never read anything of his. I wasn't in the mood for War & Peace, so I went for Anna Karenina. I know it's not a guy book, but it was really good. The level of detail is astonishing. I feel like I actually lived it instead of just read it. It was also interesting trying to figure out when someone actually had sex because they didn't come right out and say it.
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vlora:
Haha! I love it! Absolutely brought a smile to my face on an otherwise ho-hum day
mightyjim4:
Crappy days come with the territory sometimes working for a casino...I got bitched out by a customer over twenty five cents...really.
Today was good...I was off, so I took a road trip to my old school, Rutgers U, to hang out with a friend of mine.
Today was good...I was off, so I took a road trip to my old school, Rutgers U, to hang out with a friend of mine.
So Its tuesday do you know where your socks are?
I do..
Im going to talk about A vibrator named "Frank" today. I dont feel like bitching about work, or the snag on my heel or the fact that I still have a hole in the toe of me. I just want to talk about Frank.
He shares the same drawer as me and my...
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I do..
Im going to talk about A vibrator named "Frank" today. I dont feel like bitching about work, or the snag on my heel or the fact that I still have a hole in the toe of me. I just want to talk about Frank.
He shares the same drawer as me and my...
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_mouse_:
my weekend was indeed sockalicious!
i'm overcome with a desire to say something funny, because if i said anything serious it would ironically look funny anyway, it can't be done.
however, nothing i can say would be in any way funnier than anything relating to _sock_ or the life of _sock_ or the general presence of _sock_.
But know the intention is there!
=)
my weekend was indeed sockalicious!
i'm overcome with a desire to say something funny, because if i said anything serious it would ironically look funny anyway, it can't be done.
however, nothing i can say would be in any way funnier than anything relating to _sock_ or the life of _sock_ or the general presence of _sock_.
But know the intention is there!
=)
mightyjim4:
Wow...I think Frank's gettin more action then any of my old roommates did.
Day 5
What a horrible weekend.
I went to my job to try to catch up on some lost work and to finish taking these tests that are suppose to help the company evaluate us as whole. Which is really a waste of time and money because I just answer what I think they want me to answer not what I would really do.. Because...
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What a horrible weekend.
I went to my job to try to catch up on some lost work and to finish taking these tests that are suppose to help the company evaluate us as whole. Which is really a waste of time and money because I just answer what I think they want me to answer not what I would really do.. Because...
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ecstasis:
Careful? 
I like to live dangerously. :o (Not really but that sounded cool)
I like to live dangerously. :o (Not really but that sounded cool)
bb:
Mr. ToocheaptopayfordinnerandIdonthaveacarbutIpretendIdotogetchicks loser boy
God is it too switch from the BB moniker? will that fit in the little window on the side?
Bad date!
Did you kiss him?!?! Was there intense rubbing so that a static charge could be built up (socks do that on the carpet sometimes... allegedly, so I hear...)
Thanks for defining me as such a mega cutie sock by the way, only way it could be more perfect is if I got to have individual toesies.
Day 2
Who is to say what is right or wrong?
Who determines what is loved and what is unloveable?
Would you throw me away if I was the wrong color?
If I gain another hole in me will you toss me in the trash?
These questions are what I think about as I remain in this great pile of clothing.
I believe I am...
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Who is to say what is right or wrong?
Who determines what is loved and what is unloveable?
Would you throw me away if I was the wrong color?
If I gain another hole in me will you toss me in the trash?
These questions are what I think about as I remain in this great pile of clothing.
I believe I am...
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vlora:
I fear for your sister-sock also. I've often wondered where all the missing socks go. I hope you can enlighten us all with an answer to that problem which has baffled many for centuries.
Take care
Take care
masticorestongue:
if sock finds out where missing socks go it is likely that sock has gone to the place of missing socks and sock shall not sock anymore
Good luck with your current crush. i fear for her if she lives in Wyoming 
"some people started singing it not knowing what it was...."
Good luck with your current crush. i fear for her if she lives in Wyoming
"some people started singing it not knowing what it was...."
The adventures of my socks. Day 1
I am sock, hear me Roar!
New surroundings that smell like rubber.
Must be new tennis shoes.
I couldnt see much, but when I was set free I was touching on someone elses floor that wasnt my own.
A dog kept sniffing me. He even licked me.
I shooed him away politely.
Why would he do such a...
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I am sock, hear me Roar!
New surroundings that smell like rubber.
Must be new tennis shoes.
I couldnt see much, but when I was set free I was touching on someone elses floor that wasnt my own.
A dog kept sniffing me. He even licked me.
I shooed him away politely.
Why would he do such a...
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kung_fu_tattoo:
darn you sock!
ecstasis:
You're right, I own like four pair of socks and they are all worn out. :* I would probably feel better if I had more. T_T
The adventures of my socks. Day 1
I am sock, hear me Roar!
New surroundings that smell like rubber.
Must be new tennis shoes.
I couldnt see much, but when I was set free I was touching on someone elses floor that wasnt my own.
A dog kept sniffing me. He even licked me.
I shooed him away politely.
Why would he do such a...
Read More
I am sock, hear me Roar!
New surroundings that smell like rubber.
Must be new tennis shoes.
I couldnt see much, but when I was set free I was touching on someone elses floor that wasnt my own.
A dog kept sniffing me. He even licked me.
I shooed him away politely.
Why would he do such a...
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fridgemagnet:
HA HA HA.
I don't think that's normal.