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It's really sad to see how some people presume to know what others think, and somehow believe themselves worthy of judging others, but act like victims when they're misunderstood. Enough with the misanthropic bullshit already!

If you really are too good for the rest of us, be gracious enough to spare us your presence. Fuck off. You can cultivate the most enlightened online presence you...
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My little apartment is undergoing a magical transformation into a place I'm happy to come home to. It's peaceful and cute and the roommate's cats have stopped hiding and lay about in plain sight now. My room smells like my favorite candles and the kitchen smells like coffee and brownies. At night I sleep with my window open and the cold air makes my down...
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My summer hibernation is over, as is my time in my lovely building. At the end of this month I'm moving, yet again, this time to Queens. I'd be a lot more bummed about my current roommate getting married and needing me to leave if I hadn't found an amazing roommate. I can't say enough good things about her.

Yesterday I saw two of...
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If this is true, I want one. I've always loved being with guys that cook, but I wonder if there's a male equivalent to vacuuming in pearls and stilettos? We need a sexier version of Mr. Mom. I mean, Michael Keaton has his moments but imagine someone like Daniel Craig or Clive Owen hanging your lacy things up to dry in the shower after washing...
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Valentine's Day was one of the best in recent memory. These are some reasons why:

-It began with a gardenia-scented bubble bath and the latest Book Forum, which included reviews by two of my favorite writers, Mary Gaitskill & Aleksandar Hemon.

-Endless brunch and juicy gossip with mellythepirate, who's cute as pie. We went to Fig & Olive, where we had poached eggs w/asparagus,...
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June was full of rain, celebrity death, and doctor's appointments. I didn't finish any books, didn't have enough sex, and didn't really get much done in general. I'm hoping July has better things in store. Specifically: a lot more sex (but just as hot, please-I'm not about sacrificing quality for quantity), a lot more art, and movies.

My doctor says my hormone levels are off...
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I had a lovely romantic weekend in VA. The trip down was not romantic (buses can't be, no matter what I've said before) but happily was cut short when the boy picked me up in Baltimore, where he happened to be at the same time I was because he had to drive his mom home after she visited him. So, instead of getting into town...
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