Been pulled over twice for the same burned out headlight. Time to either get that fixed, or stop driving in Chanhassen/Eden Prairie at night.
Note: although I have to send in a current copy of my insurance info -as opposed to the year 14 month old card I was carrying in my wallet- this counts as the first time I've been pulled over at a...
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Note: although I have to send in a current copy of my insurance info -as opposed to the year 14 month old card I was carrying in my wallet- this counts as the first time I've been pulled over at a...
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danielle:
I think I would go back to school too... I love learning about stuff...it's just so expensive.
danielle:
We should start our own school.
Getting Over My Cold Rap:
Refrain:
You down with A-pop-tosis?
(Yeah you know me)
You down with A-pop-tosis?
(Yeah you know me)
You down with A-pop-tosis?
(Yeah you know me)
Who down with A-pop-tosis?
MY CELLS, KILLER-T!
I am a nerd getting over a cold.
Refrain:
You down with A-pop-tosis?
(Yeah you know me)
You down with A-pop-tosis?
(Yeah you know me)
You down with A-pop-tosis?
(Yeah you know me)
Who down with A-pop-tosis?
MY CELLS, KILLER-T!
I am a nerd getting over a cold.
henjin0:
ack...I completely forgot you've gone vegetable when I offered you a corndog last night. Sorry 
faeryrocious:
But you till take some "meat" orally- and anally for that matter.
I was reminded of a fine lesson last night. If you drink to get drunk, you will succeed.
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hor:
Lao Tzu?
Lao Tzu?
dovanna:
Oh you bastard. 
Fuck conditional apologies. "If I did X, then I'm sorry."
No, fuck you. If I believe your patronizing ass, then I accept your apology. Just say no to conditional apologies. The Vatican pulled the "if" thing with the Holocaust, and no one was impressed. Don't think you can get away with shit the Pope can't. "Sorry" is quite possibly the most perfect (yeah, that's right,...
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No, fuck you. If I believe your patronizing ass, then I accept your apology. Just say no to conditional apologies. The Vatican pulled the "if" thing with the Holocaust, and no one was impressed. Don't think you can get away with shit the Pope can't. "Sorry" is quite possibly the most perfect (yeah, that's right,...
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suicide_earl:
If I made a conditional apology and pissed you off, I'm sorry.
I hate not having the skill on an instrument to pick it up and play what I want.
hor:
I never got past sight reading. Seems like high school bands have such a focus on sheet music that most kids don't even consider being able to play music without it. Definitely a bummer. Being able to play an instrument without looking at any notes would be fucking dope.
I never got past sight reading. Seems like high school bands have such a focus on sheet music that most kids don't even consider being able to play music without it. Definitely a bummer. Being able to play an instrument without looking at any notes would be fucking dope.
faeryrocious:
Aww...well, I still think you're supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 
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hor:
Exciting!
Exciting!
faeryrocious:
Go Curly! Go Curly!
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darkjuan:
I don't get it... 
joker_:
Thank you.
Reason to envy the fairer sex #342:
If a woman shaves before a date and botches the job, it's no problem. She can wear nylons to cover it up and still look sexy. Technically, I can do the same thing, but then I have to convince my lady that yes, robbing a liquor store is a fun date.
HOLY FUCKING BALLS it's cold! The metal...
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If a woman shaves before a date and botches the job, it's no problem. She can wear nylons to cover it up and still look sexy. Technically, I can do the same thing, but then I have to convince my lady that yes, robbing a liquor store is a fun date.
HOLY FUCKING BALLS it's cold! The metal...
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Soooo...Olivia got engaged. I found out in one of those fun sitcom-y conversations of
"Oh my god, are you ok?"
-"Why wouldn't I be?"
"Olivia and Charlie got engaged."
-"...You know I never would have found out if you hadn't said so, right?"
I'm going to enjoy my time of emotional numbness while it lasts.
"Oh my god, are you ok?"
-"Why wouldn't I be?"
"Olivia and Charlie got engaged."
-"...You know I never would have found out if you hadn't said so, right?"
I'm going to enjoy my time of emotional numbness while it lasts.
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suicide_earl:
On the end of the spectrum that says "Remind me... I'll buy you a beer or three on Saturday, and lend an ear if you feel the need to vent"
faeryrocious:
*big hugs*
Rock climbing just kicked my ass. My arms are so weak it's a struggle to zip my pants. 
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joker_:
That isn't a job. It is for fun
dovanna:
It's not that Lance Armstrong is cute, it's that he only has one ball. And a dude who can still bag hot chics and kick French ass (in bicycle terms) with one ball deserves some respect.