A big thank you and kudos to those of you who showed up at Hoodlums music store yesterday to buy the SG Italian Villa DVD and get it signed by Mindy, Suzy, or myself. (Go say Hi to Mindy btw.... she's kinda new, she's absolutely gorgeous, and she's really sweet.) Where were the rest of you people yesterday? Shame on you for not...
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hello again-
Here's some really funny shit I had to post:
"The statements below are taken from actual insurance accident claims forms. They are real, true (you can't make up this kind of stuff). Read 'em and laugh and be glad it wasn't you."
Incidents with Pedestrians.
The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
The guy was all over the road. I...
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Here's some really funny shit I had to post:
"The statements below are taken from actual insurance accident claims forms. They are real, true (you can't make up this kind of stuff). Read 'em and laugh and be glad it wasn't you."
Incidents with Pedestrians.
The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
The guy was all over the road. I...
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abracadabra:
ha!..that reminds me of the 90ish yold guy who plowed into a market in florida killing ten people..what do you do???..wwjd? 
..i realize yer busy , just a thought of meeting up for random fun sounded nice..ciao'
..i realize yer busy , just a thought of meeting up for random fun sounded nice..ciao'
legman:
LOL
Hello ladies and jellyspoons
So I return once again after being completely deprived of internet access for a week straight. While being sick even... it hardly seems fair. I had some interesting things to say last week too, but alas, the moment has passed. Not much has been going on lately, just feeling like death warmed over. But I am happy to be reconnected, I...
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So I return once again after being completely deprived of internet access for a week straight. While being sick even... it hardly seems fair. I had some interesting things to say last week too, but alas, the moment has passed. Not much has been going on lately, just feeling like death warmed over. But I am happy to be reconnected, I...
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redheadedleague:
Yeah, I was trying a lot of unusual teas for a while, until I realized that most of them are vaguely reminiscent of rich potting soil.
obliviousfocus:
you women are strange and lovely creatures. you entice my mind yet at the same time boggle it. and i'm still waiting on you to invade my email 
oi, my schedule is all screwed up. Midday deliveries and misc. errands have been keeping me up later in the day and so now I guess I'm doing a duel schedule.. but I still get to sleep through the hotter portion of the day, so I shouldn't complain. And candy is still doing well despite the increasing heat- last year summer was a real bitch...
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sexdwarf:
I just went through your pics after browsing teh Hentai group, you have a magnificent taste in art, judging by many of them, I'd guess you read Heavy Metal (If not, you should).
).
jimmybackfire:
the brown sugar nut crisps and the cherry chip cookies sound good to me..and yes, i'll be your friend. 
Hello all-
Oy, sundays and Mondays are my 2 busiest candy-making days of the week. Talk about a lot of candy.. I shouldn't complain, it does make things easier.. although every so often the predictability itself gives me something to grumble about. (aahh, okay, I admit it... sometimes I am almost the female equivalent of Denis Leary
)
My journal entry today really isn't gonna...
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Oy, sundays and Mondays are my 2 busiest candy-making days of the week. Talk about a lot of candy.. I shouldn't complain, it does make things easier.. although every so often the predictability itself gives me something to grumble about. (aahh, okay, I admit it... sometimes I am almost the female equivalent of Denis Leary
)
My journal entry today really isn't gonna...
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eudorus:
You are not superman, No we are Paratroopers. Superman was pussy
Keep it simple, there may be Americans involved.
Incoming fire has the right of way, unless we have tanks in which case it can get the fuck off our road.
When in doubt, ask for instructions
The easy way is always mined, demine it.
Professionals are predictable, amateurs are cannon fodder
.
Teamwork is essential, it massively increases the chances you will go home alive.
No combat ready unit ever passed inspection, tell that to the Black watch, Taman Guards, Foot Guards, Coldstream Guards, Royal Scots dragoon guards etc.
Keep it simple, there may be Americans involved.
Incoming fire has the right of way, unless we have tanks in which case it can get the fuck off our road.
When in doubt, ask for instructions
The easy way is always mined, demine it.
Professionals are predictable, amateurs are cannon fodder
.
Teamwork is essential, it massively increases the chances you will go home alive.
No combat ready unit ever passed inspection, tell that to the Black watch, Taman Guards, Foot Guards, Coldstream Guards, Royal Scots dragoon guards etc.
This is it! Reality friendship!
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are...
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Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are...
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juno106:
hehe your are to sweet you know. Hopefully I will catch you in chat sometime soon.
Those are brilient rulz, I think I will print them and hang them up to remind me.
Those are brilient rulz, I think I will print them and hang them up to remind me.
gogobongo:
a friend will bail your ass out of jail... a true friend will be sitting next to you on the bench saying, "that was fun, wasn't it?"
Make sure you tell people about this.
There is a new virus. The code name is WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your bosses, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to...
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There is a new virus. The code name is WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your bosses, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to...
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obliviousfocus:
oh on that screwtape letters comment astari is right that is a damn good read. but then again i enjoy anything by c.s. lewis
newmiguel:
Thanks for the compliment. There will be many more on the way
Well, technically I am nearing the end of my day soon. I still gotta add some comments to a few of the newest shoots, as I checked them out this morning and was muy impressed. This place is great. Changing my schedule is having the usual interesting effects it has on me. I walk around confused, mildly cranky, and slightly dazed for a week, then...
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obliviousfocus:
Well when I was younger. I studied a bunch of that stuff. How to make lycanthropism permenant from old folk tales. poriphyria from the vampires. etc. I had a liking for the dark side. It drew me in and gave me a home. Must be why I loved JTHM so much. It was giving into that dark side hahaha.
yuriel:
<3 naps
<3 tempest
mmmmm
im not fond of watermelon though
strawberry flavored ANYTHING is my achilles heel haha
*shrug*
... you're a really interesting one
<3 tempest
mmmmm
im not fond of watermelon though
strawberry flavored ANYTHING is my achilles heel haha
*shrug*
... you're a really interesting one
I had to empty the spaces for favorite suicide girls today, as I have decided there are just way too many good choices to knock it down to a mere 5. This site is heroin to my senses. I can't quite seem to pull myself away as I continue to sit and type....
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gogobongo:
Well, my day is looking better. 
obliviousfocus:
yeah it will do that too you and of course if they were easy then no one would want to have them hahaha.
I will be going back to the graveyard shift soon. With summer coming, treat-making is better done at night. (well, nearly everything is better at night) Being awake early in the day is only fun when it's because you haven't gone to bed yet. Buut, my flatmate works early and I always hear that damn alarm clock, plus all my deliveries as of late have...
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obliviousfocus:
also dorian cleavenger rocks !!!
fatality:
What kind of treats do you make?
HAPPY HALLOW'S EVE!!!
Hope it is as Hazardous as A Hootenanny in HELL!!!
Your Friendly Neighborhood Gorewhore...
Slimy Smooches
(I shall write you a more privy letter to you, doll...I hope you know how sassy you are girl...)